24hoursfromtulsehill Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I know who you all are. And you're all wankers. We know that. But who the :censored: is everyone? Who the :censored: are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 (edited) Judas. Edit - I am not Judas - you are for denying me! Edited May 8, 2013 by maddog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Who the :censored: are you? Who the :censored: is everyone? Multiple identity disorder is clearly contagious. Someone should look into it. Well as you follow me you know who I am. I know who you all are. And you're all wankers. Freely admit it. But then again I'm 29, arguably if anyone got to my age and hadn't indulged there would be something wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 Well as you follow me you know who I am. I follow all sorts of anyone Latics related - about 446 people. How'm I supposed to know which one you are? Freely admit it. But then again I'm 29, arguably if anyone got to my age and hadn't indulged there would be something wrong. Radically too much information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Leeslover's legacy in full effect: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23518194 Beers are on you on Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Leeslover's legacy in full effect: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23518194 Beers are on you on Saturday. He's just helping people to find a safe and legal place to park, including to prevent undue disruption to traffic flows. At least he's not strangling 3-day-old 2kg chickens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 WINNER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 He's just helping people to find a safe and legal place to park, including to prevent undue disruption to traffic flows. At least he's not strangling 3-day-old 2kg chickens. You mean he lets you handbrake turn the Range Rover into two disabled spaces scot-free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 The Chicken Stranglers sounds like the worst tribute band ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 You mean he lets you handbrake turn the Range Rover into two disabled spaces scot-free. It's a fair cop. He's painted yellow lines in the grounds but I can still park where I like. (In the time took to you to read that, several thousand chickens have hatched, been pumped full off God-knows-what, strangled, plucked, grilled and served up in a variety of tasty spicy sauces.) Crusoe: whacking the heat up to 220 makes your chicken go a great shade of golden brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 (In the time took to you to read that, several thousand chickens have hatched, been pumped full off God-knows-what, strangled, plucked, grilled and served up in a variety of tasty spicy sauces.) Conservative estimate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 It's a fair cop. He's painted yellow lines in the grounds but I can still park where I like. It is factually correct that there are yellow lines on his street which he is allowed to ignore, even if the warden could get past the gatekeeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 Test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 51 pages Dr Marwam, pah I'm the Daddy here Koukash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 51 pages Dr Marwam, pah I'm the Daddy here Koukash. Obviously more replies on this topic, but only half the number of viewers of what the Beach Boys described as the cutest girls in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Can't understand the 51 pages at this early stage. (The stage is: man who owns things thinks about buying another thing but might not have the money.) ...whereas 127 pages on a "competition" no one can ever win is time and effort well spent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Nobody can ever win in an event that makes you think of Dr Medic taking one off the wrist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Nobody can ever win in an event that makes you think of Dr Medic taking one off the wrist Murky business this contest. Not for the squeamish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Why did the original Scooby Doo cartoons have canned laughter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 Why did the original Scooby Doo cartoons have canned laughter? Because they weren't funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 I've got into some perfectly :censored:ing deep trouble at work and can't talk to anyone about it. Having said that, the adrenaline rush is something else. I'd almost recommend it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Sorry to hear that. If you need any HR advice you can :censored: RIGHT OFF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Sorry to hear that. If you need any HR advice you can :censored: RIGHT OFF. HR advice? Believe me. No HR or even union cracker can get me out of this :censored:. Delaying tactics seems a good option (if the :censored: deepens or the forecast worsens). In roughly 300 days, the bastard I've upset won't be working here no more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 He'll be sleeping with the fishes? (You do realise I now must know exactly what's going on due to my nosey (both physically and mentally) nature?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 He'll be sleeping with the fishes? (You do realise I now must know exactly what's going on due to my nosey (both physically and mentally) nature?) He can do what he likes, but Ladbrokes have him down as a dead cert to lose his job in 300 days. Labour gain. When I did really bad things in school, I was made to sit in the dinner hall all day to write about it. Now, whenever I get in the :censored:, I have a massive urge to write parables featuring a comfortable outcome for the wrongdoer and leniency on the part of the wronged. This one would be titled: "The Night Rock n Roll Died. Again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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