otid Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 (edited) We hope you enjoyed your visit to our ‘:censored:ty stadium’ in our ‘:censored:ty Northern town’ on Sunday. It seems the internet is awash with astonishment that our players had the audacity to turn up and ‘play’ against your evidently superior, expensively assembled whingeing Nancy boys. Let’s therefore….set a few things straight. The FA Cup is famous the world over for the very notion that anything from a ‘genuine pub team’ to the greatest team in the land (something that you once were long ago….and very quickly need to realise you no longer are) may possibly meet should the lesser of those two teams have the good fortune to win through round after round of hard fought ties, often in surroundings almost as bad as those in which the majority of you reside. At the third round proper stage (that is 8 rounds after the competition starts), the Jessies of your upper echelons join the competition and collectively hope for an easy draw and a simple passage to the next round. Generally, they hope to gain a ‘home’ tie as travelling to places like Mansfied and Oldham can occasionally be uncomfortable, although I have to point out that on numerous visits to the mighty sporting cathedral of Anfield…..i have yet to witness supporter comforts any better than those in which you were housed on Sunday. We may not provide hangers for your bizarre two-piece shiny outfits, but we did at least provide receptacles known as ‘bins’ should you have taken the hint to discard your seventies clothing in shame at any time. It was pointed out by an errant educated imposter amongst your contingent, that our plan to rid you of the derision attached to your collective dress sense was doomed to failure from the start, as those very same receptacles are known as a food source back from where you crawl. Alas, we tried, and you should bear it in mind for the next time you visit…..likely for a League 1 fixture some time before 2016. On to the game. It may well have escaped your attention but Oldham Athletic are the archetypal banana skin. We are you see……somewhat experienced at deflowering the mighty. You may remember just a few years ago, we completed a similar unthinkable act of lowering the trousers of your superior neighbours at the other end of Stanley Park. If we could do it to them…..on their own turf……why the hell could you not see it might be possible for us do the same to an inferior outfit like yours? We also did the same a few years earlier to that other ‘big time Charlie’ known as Manchester City. Now, we know we don’t exactly make it easy for your guys. We should, given our lowly status, roll over very quickly after the initial five minutes of token resistance……hell, we’ve been doing it for every other team in League 1 all season, so why should we be any different for Liverpool....yep, we are asking the same question ourselves! Well, for starters……your players are the most sickeningly overpaid, jumped up, self important, arrogant wankers that we’ve had the pleasure of spoiling this year. We would, without a shadow of a doubt, have preferred to play either of the Manchester clubs, because in fairness to your shower of :censored:e, they are possibly the only two teams (and supporters) in the country more abhorrent to us than yours. Did you REALLY think that we would just let you get on with your passage to the next round while you applauded and ‘olayed’ your way through? We can accept that you are in the main….let’s be kind here…..somewhat slower of wit than average…… but you surely didn’t think that all those people wearing blue colours were there to watch YOUR clowns did you? Hell no…..these people are so dyed in the wool blue that some of them have been coming back week after week just to see if Oldham can ever win a game! If you don’t believe me, just ask someone who can read to look in the paper for the attendance at the next home match. You’ve gone and burst the bubble now! Anyhow, just to sum up. When you come to a lower league stadium….to play a lower league team…..you might learn to expect that it won’t necessarily be the cakewalk you expected. Yes, for sure…..the game will be more physical than that with which you are familiar. We don’t save it especially for you….it’s how life is down here in the troughs of football. We actually thought that the similarity of living in Liverpool when there is a whole country to explore might have resonated with you….apparently not….oh, i digress……… So, get over it….we beat you fair and square. For us, we actually thought some of our football was a delight to watch….although the majority of us preferred watching our guys kick :censored: out of yours…..in between laughing at your inept goalkeeper and your clothing. Finally, we sincerely hope that by the time you come to visit for the impending League 1 Fixture (sadly, we may well be in League 2 soon and we're not sure you will drop that far…..but you never know) we would like to think that some of you might take personal hygiene more seriously than you currently do. We know it doesn’t matter to you but it does to us. If you want to see how life could be, make a trip to Warrington, where nearly half the people are now washing on a relatively frequent basis. Thanks. 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JonesyOAFC Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Dear Liverpool fans Great post otid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukers1 Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 You should post that on the red and white kop or similar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafcmad09 Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pk200 Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 We hope you enjoyed your visit to our ‘:censored:ty stadium’ in our ‘:censored:ty Northern town’ on Sunday. It seems the internet is awash with astonishment that our players had the audacity to turn up and ‘play’ against your evidently superior, expensively assembled whingeing Nancy boys. Let’s therefore….set a few things straight. The FA Cup is famous the world over for the very notion that anything from a ‘genuine pub team’ to the greatest team in the land (something that you once were long ago….and very quickly need to realise you no longer are) may possibly meet should the lesser of those two teams have the good fortune to win through round after round of hard fought ties, often in surroundings almost as bad as those in which the majority of you reside. At the third round proper stage (that is 8 rounds after the competition starts), the Jessies of your upper echelons join the competition and collectively hope for an easy draw and a simple passage to the next round. Generally, they hope to gain a ‘home’ tie as travelling to places like Mansfied and Oldham can occasionally be uncomfortable, although I have to point out that on numerous visits to the mighty sporting cathedral of Anfield…..i have yet to witness supporter comforts any better than those in which you were housed on Sunday. We may not provide hangers for your bizarre two-piece shiny outfits, but we did at least provide receptacles known as ‘bins’ should you have taken the hint to discard your seventies clothing in shame at any time. It was pointed out by an errant educated imposter amongst your contingent, that our plan to rid you of the derision attached to your collective dress sense was doomed to failure from the start, as those very same receptacles are known as a food source back from where you crawl. Alas, we tried, and you should bear it in mind for the next time you visit…..likely for a League 1 fixture some time before 2016. On to the game. It may well have escaped your attention but Oldham Athletic are the archetypal banana skin. We are you see……somewhat experienced at deflowering the mighty. You may remember just a few years ago, we completed a similar unthinkable act of lowering the trousers of your superior neighbours at the other end of Stanley Park. If we could do it to them…..on their own turf……why the hell could you not see it might be possible for us do the same to an inferior outfit like yours? We also did the same a few years earlier to that other ‘big time Charlie’ known as Manchester City. Now, we know we don’t exactly make it easy for your guys. We should, given our lowly status, roll over very quickly after the initial five minutes of token resistance……hell, we’ve been doing it for every other team in League 1 all season, so why should we be any different for Liverpool....yep, we are asking the same question ourselves! Well, for starters……your players are the most sickeningly overpaid, jumped up, self important, arrogant wankers that we’ve had the pleasure of spoiling this year. We would, without a shadow of a doubt, have preferred to play either of the Manchester clubs, because in fairness to your shower of :censored:e, they are possibly the only two teams (and supporters) in the country more abhorrent to us than yours. Did you REALLY think that we would just let you get on with your passage to the next round while you applauded and ‘olayed’ your way through? We can accept that you are in the main….let’s be kind here…..somewhat slower of wit than average…… but you surely didn’t think that all those people wearing blue colours were there to watch YOUR clowns did you? Hell no…..these people are so dyed in the wool blue that some of them have been coming back week after week just to see if Oldham can ever win a game! If you don’t believe me, just ask someone who can read to look in the paper for the attendance at the next home match. You’ve gone and burst the bubble now! Anyhow, just to sum up. When you come to a lower league stadium….to play a lower league team…..you might learn to expect that it won’t necessarily be the cakewalk you expected. Yes, for sure…..the game will be more physical than that with which you are familiar. We don’t save it especially for you….it’s how life is down here in the troughs of football. We actually thought that the similarity of living in Liverpool when there is a whole country to explore might have resonated with you….apparently not….oh, i digress……… So, get over it….we beat you fair and square. For us, we actually thought some of our football was a delight to watch….although the majority of us preferred watching our guys kick :censored: out of yours…..in between laughing at your inept goalkeeper and your clothing. Finally, we sincerely hope that by the time you come to visit for the impending League 1 Fixture (sadly, we may well be in League 2 soon and we're not sure you will drop that far…..but you never know) we would like to think that some of you might take personal hygiene more seriously than you currently do. We know it doesn’t matter to you but it does to us. If you want to see how life could be, make a trip to Warrington, where nearly half the people are now washing on a relatively frequent basis. Thanks. 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laticdickovarmy Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Please put this on the liverpool forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heath Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 haha Brilliant and spot on! Janet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otid Posted January 29, 2013 Author Share Posted January 29, 2013 Pinched for facebook.....worthy of a much wider circulation . Hope you dont mind. Not at all, feel free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otid Posted January 29, 2013 Author Share Posted January 29, 2013 Please put this on the liverpool forum Can't be arsed to be honest....it was meant for the amusement of our lot rather than them......but feel free to copy, plagiarise as your own or howsoever you feel fit should you wish to wind 'em up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laticdickovarmy Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 What is their forum anyway out of interest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heath Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Put it on RAWK they wil be frothing at the mouth!! Janet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCOUSELATIC Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Every dog has its day ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footy68 Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 so true, this club deserves this day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bossrocks Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Great post and sums up how I feel about the moaning bunch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiLatic Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 I've just shown the original post to my Red Scouse mate and colleague. He loved it. I posted on another thread that he thought we deserved the win and is mystified why any of his fellow fans should think otherwise. Please don't tar them all with the same brush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamjonesyyoafc Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Just posted it on Twitter for the Twitter world to see. and duly credited you otid. "@joshuapsjones: owtb.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=41021 … this is one of the best posts I've ever seen on OWTB, well done 'otid', whoever you may be. #oafc #lfc" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlossopLatic Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Vote OTID! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceskylatic Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Absolutely brilliant OTID.Even my better half who's a scouser loved it,though she is an Evertonian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieranmcandrew1 Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 We hope you enjoyed your visit to our ‘:censored:ty stadium’ in our ‘:censored:ty Northern town’ on Sunday. It seems the internet is awash with astonishment that our players had the audacity to turn up and ‘play’ against your evidently superior, expensively assembled whingeing Nancy boys. Let’s therefore….set a few things straight. The FA Cup is famous the world over for the very notion that anything from a ‘genuine pub team’ to the greatest team in the land (something that you once were long ago….and very quickly need to realise you no longer are) may possibly meet should the lesser of those two teams have the good fortune to win through round after round of hard fought ties, often in surroundings almost as bad as those in which the majority of you reside. At the third round proper stage (that is 8 rounds after the competition starts), the Jessies of your upper echelons join the competition and collectively hope for an easy draw and a simple passage to the next round. Generally, they hope to gain a ‘home’ tie as travelling to places like Mansfied and Oldham can occasionally be uncomfortable, although I have to point out that on numerous visits to the mighty sporting cathedral of Anfield…..i have yet to witness supporter comforts any better than those in which you were housed on Sunday. We may not provide hangers for your bizarre two-piece shiny outfits, but we did at least provide receptacles known as ‘bins’ should you have taken the hint to discard your seventies clothing in shame at any time. It was pointed out by an errant educated imposter amongst your contingent, that our plan to rid you of the derision attached to your collective dress sense was doomed to failure from the start, as those very same receptacles are known as a food source back from where you crawl. Alas, we tried, and you should bear it in mind for the next time you visit…..likely for a League 1 fixture some time before 2016. On to the game. It may well have escaped your attention but Oldham Athletic are the archetypal banana skin. We are you see……somewhat experienced at deflowering the mighty. You may remember just a few years ago, we completed a similar unthinkable act of lowering the trousers of your superior neighbours at the other end of Stanley Park. If we could do it to them…..on their own turf……why the hell could you not see it might be possible for us do the same to an inferior outfit like yours? We also did the same a few years earlier to that other ‘big time Charlie’ known as Manchester City. Now, we know we don’t exactly make it easy for your guys. We should, given our lowly status, roll over very quickly after the initial five minutes of token resistance……hell, we’ve been doing it for every other team in League 1 all season, so why should we be any different for Liverpool....yep, we are asking the same question ourselves! Well, for starters……your players are the most sickeningly overpaid, jumped up, self important, arrogant wankers that we’ve had the pleasure of spoiling this year. We would, without a shadow of a doubt, have preferred to play either of the Manchester clubs, because in fairness to your shower of :censored:e, they are possibly the only two teams (and supporters) in the country more abhorrent to us than yours. Did you REALLY think that we would just let you get on with your passage to the next round while you applauded and ‘olayed’ your way through? We can accept that you are in the main….let’s be kind here…..somewhat slower of wit than average…… but you surely didn’t think that all those people wearing blue colours were there to watch YOUR clowns did you? Hell no…..these people are so dyed in the wool blue that some of them have been coming back week after week just to see if Oldham can ever win a game! If you don’t believe me, just ask someone who can read to look in the paper for the attendance at the next home match. You’ve gone and burst the bubble now! Anyhow, just to sum up. When you come to a lower league stadium….to play a lower league team…..you might learn to expect that it won’t necessarily be the cakewalk you expected. Yes, for sure…..the game will be more physical than that with which you are familiar. We don’t save it especially for you….it’s how life is down here in the troughs of football. We actually thought that the similarity of living in Liverpool when there is a whole country to explore might have resonated with you….apparently not….oh, i digress……… So, get over it….we beat you fair and square. For us, we actually thought some of our football was a delight to watch….although the majority of us preferred watching our guys kick :censored: out of yours…..in between laughing at your inept goalkeeper and your clothing. Finally, we sincerely hope that by the time you come to visit for the impending League 1 Fixture (sadly, we may well be in League 2 soon and we're not sure you will drop that far…..but you never know) we would like to think that some of you might take personal hygiene more seriously than you currently do. We know it doesn’t matter to you but it does to us. If you want to see how life could be, make a trip to Warrington, where nearly half the people are now washing on a relatively frequent basis. Thanks. 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kieranmcandrew1 Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 wow, best post ive ever seen... spot on in every aspect! can i ask, how long did this take you?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otid Posted January 30, 2013 Author Share Posted January 30, 2013 Just posted it on Twitter for the Twitter world to see. and duly credited you otid. "@joshuapsjones: owtb.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=41021… this is one of the best posts I've ever seen on OWTB, well done 'otid', whoever you may be. #oafc #lfc" I realise this marks me down as a fossil......but i've never, ever been on twitter. I understand that one can post 'snippets' of information and that if one has 'followers' they can all see it. I've heard of hashtag this and that.....but it just hasn't grabbed my imagination.....but feel free to share it with the world of twitter should they be for whatever reason interested! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otid Posted January 30, 2013 Author Share Posted January 30, 2013 wow, best post ive ever seen... spot on in every aspect! can i ask, how long did this take you?! The giveaway there Kieran is that you only have two posts on OWTB so you probably haven't been around for very long. I assure you there are many more interesting contributors to OWTB than me and most of them much more regular in appearance! Anyhow, peculiar question.....but to answer.... not very long at all. I don't often say much.....but when i do it can roll off the tongue a bit ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futchers briefs Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Absolutely brilliant. My soon to be owd man told me about it, it's terrific piece of writing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 (edited) I've been giving my Liverpool-supporting colleague a proper load of :censored: along those lines. I've really enjoyed it, but said I'd leave it after one week. He was first call at work today, meaning he'd get called in only if someone went sick - and meaning I got only four days at him rather than the five I promised. I got my mate Bernard from admin to phone him at 9 am. "Eugene it's Bernard from the office," - at which point Eugene's thinking oh bollocks - "I've got some bad news for you..." - at which point Eugene's thinking 'The fact you're phoning me is bad news' - "Your team got beat 3-2 by Oldham on Sunday." Edited February 1, 2013 by 24hoursfromtulsehill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukers1 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 I posted it on Red and White Kop but it was deleted after 20 mins... By the way, if you want to re post it, my user name is Oldhamfan1 password lukers1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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