jsslatic Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Look guys, I can't give out too much information but I heard from a mate of a really reliable source that we'll be announcing a new signing today. What I can say is the guy is currently playing for a club in either the Premier League, Championship or League One and is right-footed, but could be left-footed. He has signed pre-contract terms...he was even seen on a train from Werneth yesterday carrying a contract with the club badge on it. Like I said, I can't say who it is exactly for fear of getting into trouble, but what I will say is that my mate says the guy can't wait to play at Boundary Park next year. If you don't believe me then fine, but you will look daft when it happens! Oh, and it may not actually happen today but definately at some time in the next couple of months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hometownclub Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Look guys, I can't give out too much information but I heard from a mate of a really reliable source that we'll be announcing a new signing today. What I can say is the guy is currently playing for a club in either the Premier League, Championship or League One and is right-footed, but could be left-footed. He has signed pre-contract terms...he was even seen on a train from Werneth yesterday carrying a contract with the club badge on it. Like I said, I can't say who it is exactly for fear of getting into trouble, but what I will say is that my mate says the guy can't wait to play at Boundary Park next year. If you don't believe me then fine, but you will look daft when it happens! Oh, and it may not actually happen today but definately at some time in the next couple of months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelaticsfan Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 lol I log on just to read ur new topics each day! they get me going! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beag_teeets Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Look guys, I can't give out too much information but I heard from a mate of a really reliable source that we'll be announcing a new signing today. What I can say is the guy is currently playing for a club in either the Premier League, Championship or League One and is right-footed, but could be left-footed. He has signed pre-contract terms...he was even seen on a train from Werneth yesterday carrying a contract with the club badge on it. Like I said, I can't say who it is exactly for fear of getting into trouble, but what I will say is that my mate says the guy can't wait to play at Boundary Park next year. If you don't believe me then fine, but you will look daft when it happens! Oh, and it may not actually happen today but definately at some time in the next couple of months. This lad clearly isn't good enough. Shez out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny punkster Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 just hope he's not got his mobile phone... oh..can he head the ball? does he have sheff wed connections? has he commented on our sockgate scandal yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulgard Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 so he plays in the prem or the champs or league one,he's right footed or left footed,you're right there you are defo not giving too much away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outoftheblue Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 so he plays in the prem or the champs or league one,he's right footed or left footed,you're right there you are defo not giving too much away Is this 'whoosh week' ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofcecere Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 I heard a strong rumour that we will certainly sign someone during the summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midsblue Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 I heard a strong rumour that we will certainly sign someone during the summer. I heard an even stronger rumour that we'll bide our time and then sign four players on the afternoon of August 8th and then a further three at 2359hrs on August 31st. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midsblue Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 but two will have outstanding injuries and require 3 months out after pulling up in training the following morning. Unfortunately of the three that we sign at 2359hrs on August 31st, it was announced less than 30 seconds later that contracts hadn't actually been signed. All three asked to pop to the loo before inking the document. Hardy was left with his custard creams for a further 15 seconds before realising that the toilet was in the opposite direction to where the players had left. A further five seconds later, two of these "signings" appeared on the Doncaster website and the third on the Tranmere site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hometownclub Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Unfortunately of the three that we sign at 2359hrs on August 31st, it was announced less than 30 seconds later that contracts hadn't actually been signed. All three asked to pop to the loo before inking the document. Hardy was left with his custard creams for a further 15 seconds before realising that the toilet was in the opposite direction to where the players had left. A further five seconds later, two of these "signings" appeared on the Doncaster website and the third on the Tranmere site. In order to overcome the disappointment of missing out on all these permanent last minute deals, we will be forced to take half a dozen loanees from various clubs but most will only be coming here to get fit after absence through injury and will go back as soon as we have got them fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelaticsfan Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 (edited) In order to overcome the disappointment of missing out on all these permanent last minute deals, we will be forced to take half a dozen loanees from various clubs but most will only be coming here to get fit after absence through injury and will go back as soon as we have got them fit. or will stay for half a season till they are hitting form, to which they will leave for our rivals, come back to bp and score 3 past us Edited April 22, 2008 by thelaticsfan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Nice to see we all have faith in Oldham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Look guys, I can't give out too much information but I heard from a mate of a really reliable source that we'll be announcing a new signing today. What I can say is the guy is currently playing for a club in either the Premier League, Championship or League One and is right-footed, but could be left-footed. He has signed pre-contract terms...he was even seen on a train from Werneth yesterday carrying a contract with the club badge on it. Like I said, I can't say who it is exactly for fear of getting into trouble, but what I will say is that my mate says the guy can't wait to play at Boundary Park next year. If you don't believe me then fine, but you will look daft when it happens! Oh, and it may not actually happen today but definately at some time in the next couple of months. I heard he was from Gretna , or used to play for them or may still finish up playing for them or maybe he was up there getting married or was seen seen on the M6 northbound making his way up to Gretna ............. am i on the right track Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hometownclub Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Nice to see we all have faith in Oldham Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 I heard he thought he was travelling to Hollywood, but finished up in Hollinwood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Well I for one am pretty certain that JSSLatic is on to something here. I was at the Senior Cup game last night and there were four or five lads in Latics tracksuits who I didn't recognise. A couple of whom looked a bit foreign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 I heard he thought he was travelling to Hollywood, but finished up in Hollinwood. I heard he was travelling to Broadway and ended up on, err. Hold on I haven't got the hang of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 but two will have outstanding injuries and require 3 months out after pulling up in training the following morning. If they're coming from Walsall, you can guarantee they will not have soft tissue injuries! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofcecere Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 If they're coming from Walsall, you can guarantee they will not have soft tissue injuries! Maybe we are signing Franny Lee, he went into tissues when he retired from football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 If they're coming from Walsall, you can guarantee they will not have soft tissue injuries! Yeah, I'll never forget that time that bloody Andrex dog bit me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsLen Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 He's telling the truth folks the new signing is a chink Why Me i think his name is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz_Oafc Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 best thred in a long time, so many good 1 liners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 The story is when he asked the way to Doncaster someone told him to keep walking down Yorkshire Street....he's still walking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimsleftfoot Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 I heard he is a goalkeeper, good a saving but not so good on crosses. Bit of a hippy hair do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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