rudemedic Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I know I'm not the only one who has come up with one. (I bet some of you have more than that). So I thought I'd start a topic for people to put in all their DP/Penney jokes/puns/innuendos. Is it me or does DP @ BP sound like a adults special interest movie set in a garage. (Note Mods: If this topic is inappropriate for a 'family' board then I'm sorry) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hometownclub Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 It's true whenever I see the initials DP I always think the same thing, my mind is always in the gutter though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bertie_Dugger Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 There's nothing wrong with Danish Pastry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slurms mckenzie Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Could be worse, his initials could be DVDA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Could be worse, his initials could be DVDA. The acronym that made my 5 years in the Consumer Electronics industry almost a laugh a minute. We had a Tapes and Accessories section as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 The acronym that made my 5 years in the Consumer Electronics industry almost a laugh a minute. We had a Tapes and Accessories section as well. PCMCIA was always my favourite acronym But back on topic, I just hope that DP can keep us up................no, wait for it............because if we get relegated, I can see the Headlines in the Chron now. "Penney Drops" or if we were to ever get relegated at Blackpool away... "Penney Falls in Blackpool" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laticsrblue Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I know I'm not the only one who has come up with one. (I bet some of you have more than that). So I thought I'd start a topic for people to put in all their DP/Penney jokes/puns/innuendos. Is it me or does DP @ BP sound like a adults special interest movie set in a garage. (Note Mods: If this topic is inappropriate for a 'family' board then I'm sorry) Must be naive or something, I haven't a clue what your on about. I'll have to ask my son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Must be naive or something, I haven't a clue what your on about. I'll have to ask my son. Yes, I think you should ask your son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalalajpkalala Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Is it true DP likes to play one up front with another slotting in just behind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martjs Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Is it true DP likes to play one up front with another slotting in just behind? PMSL! Surely, he'll get it now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalalajpkalala Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 DP likes his teams to get behind the opposition, so I've heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalalajpkalala Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I'll stop now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Becketts Anchor Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 No doubt he'll have a Newton's Cradle on his desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 No doubt he'll have a Newton's Cradle on his desk. NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Not Newton's Cradle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stebuzz Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 PCMCIA was always my favourite acronym But back on topic, I just hope that DP can keep us up................no, wait for it............because if we get relegated, I can see the Headlines in the Chron now. "Penney Drops" or if we were to ever get relegated at Blackpool away... "Penney Falls in Blackpool" well, he will make a good CHANGE ? there used to be a magazine in victorian times called A PENNEY DREADFULL thats how latics are playing now? not as good a name as bryan gunn of norwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OAFCMIKE Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 If any holes are exposed I'm sure he will fill them, up front and at the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiDdErZ Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 The owners are 'banking' on him. Im taking a 'note' of all these jokes' I hope the owners let him spend a few 'penneys' He seems 'minted' in his interview. Seems just what we need in this curren(cy) situation. Ok im spent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Right, I've had enough now. What the :censored:ing hell is DP!!!!?????? :ranting: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oafc88 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I wonder if Corney tried on his best Papa Lazarous (think thats how its spelt) voice when first trying to contact Penny: Corney: "Hello dave... is that you dave?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigfinLatic Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Right, I've had enough now. What the :censored:ing hell is DP!!!!?????? :ranting: Not for delicate flowers such as yourself m'dear.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalalajpkalala Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Right, I've had enough now. What the :censored:ing hell is DP!!!!?????? :ranting: It's a reference to the tactics maddog. DP likes to play with two wingers, attacking the box from both sides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laticsrblue Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 (edited) Must be naive or something, I haven't a clue what your on about. I'll have to ask my son Ahhhhh I see..... but there's one 2 many balls in that cradle. BTW my son's 25. The Penney's dropped now. Edited April 30, 2009 by laticsrblue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangerinedreams Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Ahhhhh I see..... but there's one 2 many balls in that cradle. BTW my son's 25. The Penney's dropped now. never done a paper round then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underdog Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Right, I've had enough now. What the :censored:ing hell is DP!!!!?????? :ranting: The initials of our new manager.......and not a "sexual reference" in anyway........I will tell you very discretly on the Beardy bus, that's if any lads have not read this and ripped you to bits already...ouch!!!.....Bless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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