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Just been Watching Sky Sports News And Seen Man Utd Accepted A £80M Bid For Ronaldo.

 

I Was Thinking What Everyone Do With 80 Mil ? What Would Latics Do ?

 

£80 Mill for Ronaldo..... I would sell him in an instant! Trouble for the scum now though is no matter who they go for to replace him their asking price will be doubled i reckon messi is a miles better player than ronaldo and would suit uniteds style better.

 

Latics with £80 million would most prob build up boundary park and make us into a good championship side.

 

 

 

 

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I'd tickle Beardy's sphincter. Hey, I've got £80M, I can do what I want now.

£80m can buy you an awful lot of trauma counselling. I would also tickle Beardy’s sphincter.

 

Having got the money, I would squander it on a vast array of vices. Obviously.

 

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£80m can buy you an awful lot of trauma counselling. I would also tickle Beardy’s sphincter.

 

Having got the money, I would squander it on a vast array of vices. Obviously.

You want to bath in a sea of oiled up ladyboys dont ya?

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Are you angling for me to pay for you to have the operations finished off?

No because i would end up going into a grotty cockernee hospikal, and having it lopped off with a rusty saw!

 

I know your tricks...

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Hire MI5, find ooh Roger Palmer, bring him back to BP, install him as gaffer and then have to invest in a brand new 60,000 stadium to cope with the extra fans that the Dodge would undoubtedly bring to the club.

After seeing Roger take the team on a dream journey, winning domestic and european trophies - I would then elope with him to an Island, somewhere remote, somewhere warm and retire happily ever after!!

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Hire MI5, find ooh Roger Palmer, bring him back to BP, install him as gaffer and then have to invest in a brand new 60,000 stadium to cope with the extra fans that the Dodge would undoubtedly bring to the club.

After seeing Roger take the team on a dream journey, winning domestic and european trophies - I would then elope with him to an Island, somewhere remote, somewhere warm and retire happily ever after!!

Give me £50 and I'll find him for you! :D

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