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In no more than 5 words, describe the brand image that signing a past or present Latics player could help a team or sponsor promote.

 

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Lids - "Pointing the Road to Success"

 

Guy Branston - "Best Fetlock Forward"

 

Andy Gorton - "Turning Up the Heat"

 

Rodney Jack - "Give flight to your dreams"

 

 

 

 

 

 

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In no more than 5 words, describe the brand image that signing a past or present Latics player could help a team or sponsor promote.

 

ie

 

Lids - "Pointing the Road to Success"

 

Guy Branston - "Best Fetlock Forward"

 

Andy Gorton - "Turning Up the Heat"

 

Rodney Jack - "Give flight to your dreams"

 

 

Richard Butcher - ":censored:ting out of challenges, 24/7"

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Lee Hughes - Clunk, Click every trip (for the older users)

Calvin Zola - Bambi on ice

Chris Porter - The commitments

Ritchie Wellens, Phil Starbuck, Mark Allott - the GOOD, the BAD and the UGLY (cheated there)

 

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Bruce Grobbelar - "Best thrower in/of the game"

 

Michael Ricketts - " Never punches above his weight"

 

Chris Porter - "Charity begins at home"

 

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Is there an above his weight?

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Darren Sheridan - no ankle left unbitten

 

Ian Marshall - they call him "the camel"

 

Sean Gregan - sponsored by Caterpillar

 

Allan Smart - smart by name..... ok maybe not

 

Mark Crossley - his arse has two postcodes

 

Lee Hughes - slight seconds, offers considered

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what the...

its like a brochure for a new car, and rednose fell for it hookline and sinker! the athlete the ambassador?

 

wonder if they would make one for windass, although it may be more like a flyer

 

it would be 40 pages just for the picture of him

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