LaticsChris Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I'd run to the Main Stand paddock and apologise to my dad. Then do a simple fist-pump whilst shouting ":censored:ING HAVE IT!" at the top of my voice. A real traditionalist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofcecere Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 It wouldn't be a problem for me, as even if I was blessed with Lionel Messi's talent I'd only ever play for Latics. I would revel in scoring 70 goals in league 1 every season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 It wouldn't be a problem for me, as even if I was blessed with Lionel Messi's talent I'd only ever play for Latics. I would revel in scoring 70 goals in league 1 every season. I only wanted to play for Latics but needs must, so off to Barca for me, for €100 million. I was sad to leave after scoring the winners in the FA Cup and League 1 play-off finals. I smash it past Roy Carrol for our fifth and run round the pitch stripping off. By the time I get to the directors' box, I'm down to my blue and purple jockstrap, which I ping into Barry's face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disjointed Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Up to the directors box, ala Pat Cash, lift my top to reveal a white T shirt, bearing the logo Owen is a "......". You get the gist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Put on a strategically hidden red fleece, unleash a sign that says "We are a professional club and we do things the right way" Then mime wiping my arse with it. All whilst staring at the directors box The next day I shall release a statement via my people with the Barry Owen song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stargazer Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Yet more soap opera nonsense from the Premier League. Celebrations today are ludicrously over the top ........out world superstar raising his hands to the sky last summer after scoring his first and only World Cup goal.... as we lost again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Yet more soap opera nonsense from the Premier League. Celebrations today are ludicrously over the top ........out world superstar raising his hands to the sky last summer after scoring his first and only World Cup goal.... as we lost again. This is really about a different phenomenon - not celebrating a goal against your former club or the club of your boyhood dreams. Unless you're a bona fide club legend and you've just scored the goal that all but sends your old team down, a la Denis Law, not celebrating is a sin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryBosch Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 This is really about a different phenomenon - not celebrating a goal against your former club or the club of your boyhood dreams. Unless you're a bona fide club legend and you've just scored the goal that all but sends your old team down, a la Denis Law, not celebrating is a sin. Not celebrating should carry a ban, or at least a club fine imho opinion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wogghead1 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Not celebrating should carry a ban, or at least a club fine imho opinion On the other side of that coin, if a player slides on their knees like EVERY other player does they should get a club fine. That celebration is :censored: and overused especially if it's a half hearted run and slide. At least do it full pelt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Even then you should really be kicking the corner flag into a thousand tiny plastic shards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simoncorneyisgod Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 On the other side of that coin, if a player slides on their knees like EVERY other player does they should get a club fine. That celebration is :censored: and overused especially if it's a half hearted run and slide. At least do it full pelt. Nothing better than a full pelt knee slide going horribly wrong and the player goes arse over tit As for the celebration I would definitely go all Adebayor on it.......full length of the pitch to be faced with a pelting of coins and lighters hoping for a Hollands cheese & onion to come my way to refuel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh_latics Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 (edited) Nothing better than a full pelt knee slide going horribly wrong and the player goes arse over tit ooh Robbie Simpson Edited February 23, 2015 by josh_latics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsChris Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 (edited) Yet more soap opera nonsense from the Premier League. Celebrations today are ludicrously over the top ........out world superstar raising his hands to the sky last summer after scoring his first and only World Cup goal.... as we lost again. Pointing to the sky is hardly an ostentatious gesture, and at the time it gave us a way back into the match so was worth celebrating. Making a little heart shape with your hands; now there's a bookable offence if I ever saw one. Edited February 24, 2015 by LaticsChris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmer1 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 If I was a former Oldham player coming back it would mean that I probably would be booed as Ive never was a player to run around alot but was technically superb. I would probably get abused for leaving as I would imagine i went onto better things for more money so when I scored I would bare my fat arse to the Chaddy! - Still love the club though.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Ritchie Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 I'd windmill for a bit then kick an old woman in the back, set fire to a few religious scripts in the centre circle. Barry would sign me up. Dream achieved I know play for Oldham Athletic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Og Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Pointing to the sky is hardly an ostentatious gesture, and at the time it gave us a way back into the match so was worth celebrating. Making a little heart shape with your hands; now there's a bookable offence if I ever saw one. Bale tried to trademark that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stanley30 Posted February 24, 2015 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Jog back my position Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsChris Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Bale tried to trademark that... A straight red in that case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Jog back my position A much neglected celebration, to which I'd add ...after carrying the ball and placing it on the centre spot. Looks miles better if you're 5-0 up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Richard Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 I wouldn't, I'm a 'keeper.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfatjoe1 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 I've changed my mind. I'd remove my shirt followed by my t-shirt with a picture of little-:censored: (LJs new title) which i'd then piss on. i might get booked, but it would be worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsChris Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 I've changed my mind. I'd remove my shirt followed by my t-shirt with a picture of little-:censored: (LJs new title) which i'd then piss on. i might get booked, but it would be worth it. Yeah, maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Picture the scene: March 14th, Barnsley run out 3-0 winners. Lee Johnson starts Pleat-ing it towards the Chaddy. Do you condone this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Ritchie Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 You know how you get booked for taking your shirt off? What if you had another shirt on underneath (exactly the same playing shirt), do you still get booked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 You know how you get booked for taking your shirt off? What if you had another shirt on underneath (exactly the same playing shirt), do you still get booked? Yes Ravenelli tried it a few years ago- still got booked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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