Dick_Valentine Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Just watching Match of the Day and whilst watching the Everton v Leicester highlights it got me wondering what I would do? David Nugent is a 'big' Everton fan, yet off he runs with a big smile on his fizog after bagging. Not sure I'd be that pleased with myself, but due to being utter :censored:e at the beautiful game (oh and fast approaching 40) I'll never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankly Mr Shankly Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 I'd run right up to the Chaddy, arms aloft and take the pie that comes my way in one gulp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Score two own goals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Break The Silence Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 It'd be like banging my best mate's wife. Wrong but I wouldn't mind trying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageTheBeast Posted February 22, 2015 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Probably run in front of the Chaddy doing the shhh sign after receiving abuse all game and finish the game by clapping all the fans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 (edited) Run the full length of the Chaddy doing the Matt Smith finger wag. Then I'm turning my attention to the main stand paddock, probably doing the sad-face-balling-my-eyes-out bit while running with my knees up to my chin. Probably sticking my face into Johnson's (or whoever's) and saying :censored:ing have that you shorthouse. Then I look up to the directors' box and probably the Vs for Corney and Barry and the WAGS. Then it's down to the RRE to greet the Barcelona faithful and whip them up into a further frenzy. Can't stand it when players don't celebrate scoring against their old clubs - that goes for testemonials or competitive games. Edited February 23, 2015 by 24hoursfromtulsehill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagger Lee Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Run strait to the bottom left corner of the chaddy and party with the fans realy hate those Wigan scum can't wait to do them home and away next year .tho will be fifty by then and can't see me being the answer to LJs striking needs but we can all dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryBosch Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Who am I playing for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisbrogan Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I'd unveil a really offensive t-shirt that referenced a number of forum members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Who am I playing for? Dulwich Hamlet. You've grown a trendy beard and ridden a fix gear bike 250 miles to the match. FA Cup 2nd replay. It's 2-2 in the fifth and final minute of injury time and you're on a hatrick. Manchester United away in the next round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryBosch Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Dulwich Hamlet. You've grown a trendy beard and ridden a fix gear bike 250 miles to the match. FA Cup 2nd replay. It's 2-2 in the fifth and final minute of injury time and you're on a hatrick. Manchester United away in the next round. I'd do a Marco Tardelli all the way over to the RRE to bask in the "Hurrah!"s and "Bravo!"s of our travelling vegan army.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 (edited) It's another Save the Club game and I'm playing for the All Stars against the current mercenary First XI. It's a fairly gentle 2-2 affair when news filters through that the buyers (a sheikh and an oligarch) will pull out if the current First XI lose, what with them knowing nothing about football and that. Something flips and I feel the need to stop the ridiculous truce. I waltz through the defence, pass the goalie, stop it on the line, kneel and head home in front of the Chaddy End. I'm standing in the net doing the behold-your-saviour bit as the tears flow down the Chaddy End concrete steps like a river. Edited February 23, 2015 by 24hoursfromtulsehill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsChris Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I'd sprint along the Main Stand touchline twirling my Dukla Prague away shirt over my head, revealing a tee-shirt with "BLOODY HELL EARDLEY" across the front. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh_latics Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 (edited) On a vaguely similar note: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/european/nani-scores-goal-so-good-he-cries--teary-eyed-manchester-united-player-makes-front-page-news-10064012.html Edited February 23, 2015 by josh_latics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlossopLatic Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 It would depend if I'd ever played for the club or not, and how much abuse I would get from the crowd. I'm not quite sure why certain players feel the necessity to not celebrate a goal when they have played for certain clubs ok their was the incident with Denis Law which perhaps as a Man U legend and the significance of the goal you can understand but the other year Daniel Sturridge scored against Man city and didn't celebrate, while he came through the youth team there he was hardly a club legend and unless he intentionally lorded it infront of the fans knowone would really care. If your a player and you are getting grief then the loudest thing you can do is play a blinder or put the thing in the back of the net anyway. For me I'd just do that then celebrate with my own fans and players that would be more devastating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 It would depend if I'd ever played for the club or not, and how much abuse I would get from the crowd. I'm not quite sure why certain players feel the necessity to not celebrate a goal when they have played for certain clubs ok their was the incident with Denis Law which perhaps as a Man U legend and the significance of the goal you can understand but the other year Daniel Sturridge scored against Man city and didn't celebrate, while he came through the youth team there he was hardly a club legend and unless he intentionally lorded it infront of the fans knowone would really care. If your a player and you are getting grief then the loudest thing you can do is play a blinder or put the thing in the back of the net anyway. For me I'd just do that then celebrate with my own fans and players that would be more devastating. Or Wes Hoolahan not celebrating against Villa because they tried to sign him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlossopLatic Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Or Wes Hoolahan not celebrating against Villa because they tried to sign him. Now that is weird have football fans become that precious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Dulwich Hamlet. You've grown a trendy beard and ridden a fix gear bike 250 miles to the match. FA Cup 2nd replay. It's 2-2 in the fifth and final minute of injury time and you're on a hatrick. Manchester United away in the next round.In that case, self immolation in the center circle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigDog Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 In that case, self immolation in the center circle.It would be a knee slide starting around about the penalty area and continuing into the corner flag at which point I would spring upright grabbing said flag pole and lob it javelin like into the directors box whist shouting "Why did you not pick me when I was in my prime?" before hobbling off the pitch and into A&E for them to gently coax my kneecaps down from the tops of my thighs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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oafc-latics Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 If I scored against Latics I'd take off my shirt to reveal a personalised Latics shirt underneath and act as if I'd scored for us. ...and then I'd probably wake up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfatjoe1 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Knee slide in front of the main stand whislt revealing a tee-shirt with 'something to moan about' embalzoned on the front and '...tossers' on the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfatjoe1 Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 That nearly started ww3 - do they never learn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I'd run to the Main Stand paddock and apologise to my dad. Then do a simple fist-pump whilst shouting ":censored:ING HAVE IT!" at the top of my voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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