I'm not saying he's a non league player because he's going to be relegated twice. He's a non league player because he's too shit to play league football.
I don't care how many goals he scored in non league. Most of what he hits ends up off target or pea rolling at the goalkeeper. And that's when he's managed a shot, rather than losing the ball by dicking around with it or, as he is prone to do, just straight up running it out of play.