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He was walking real funny as thou he had chapped inner thighs. Even more strange was the sight of AH & Corney closing the door behind him each with a shoe missing! what's all that about?

Hardy and Corney were in Tesco as well? Now, if they were on the lookout for errant players this is all good, but woe betide them if they were in purchasing groceries. The shopping culture seems to have taken over the club from top to bottom.

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He was walking real funny as thou he had chapped inner thighs. Even more strange was the sight of AH & Corney closing the door behind him each with a shoe missing! what's all that about?

I don't know maybe they're thinking of topping themselves after the disappointment of the Yeovil result.

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Hardy and Corney were in Tesco as well? Now, if they were on the lookout for errant players this is all good, but woe betide them if they were in purchasing groceries. The shopping culture seems to have taken over the club from top to bottom.

 

CD was in Comet after his Stockport debut talking on his phone. Our very own Dave Hudson was stalking him to have a word but gave up after 15 mins of waiting for CD to get off the phone. We have spies all over, this shopping culture will indeed be crushed.

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There's only one player plying his trade north of the border that we'll be signing, and he ain't a forward.

Sorry mate, your facts are wrong... Yantorno can most definitely play "In the hole" up front...

 

Speaking of ex-strikers oopt north... did anyone else issue a rye chuckle when the commentator last night announced that "Celtic had a number of strikers out injured including VofH, Samaras and Chris Killen"

 

Dont know what was more amusing, the fact that he thought it was a surprise, or that he still, actually technically plays for Celtic.

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Sorry mate, your facts are wrong... Yantorno can most definitely play "In the hole" up front...

 

Speaking of ex-strikers oopt north... did anyone else issue a rye chuckle when the commentator last night announced that "Celtic had a number of strikers out injured including VofH, Samaras and Chris Killen"

 

Dont know what was more amusing, the fact that he thought it was a surprise, or that he still, actually technically plays for Celtic.

The coverage I was watching on last night went more along the lines of, "Argh, get tae :censored: ye wee posey nacy boy :censored: nooooo, mon Celtic, give these :censored: a :censored: lesson the :censored: soft arsed sacks o':censored:e." And I didn't need cable to view it! But yes, it was a shame Killen didn't reprise his Celtic role of coming on for VofH in time to hear the final whistle blow before he had had time to hobble past the midfielders.

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3rd top scorer in the SPL last season. 22 goals in 50 appearences for Motherwell, he'd never drop back to League One, he will end up at a good Championship club soon though.

 

Good to see Motherwell get stiffed for Ross McCormack though, easily worth more than the £120,000 they got given by Cardiff for him!

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Where is Clegg these days. Can’t believe we were paying him £4,000 a week basic.

 

He is stength and conditioning coach at Sunderland, and his dad, Mike, does a similar job at Old Trafford.

 

http://www.safc.com/articles/article.php?page_id=10664

Appointed by Roy Keene in 2006, his former colleague at ManU, he is still there.

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