BlueJazzer Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 1- to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14- to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7- to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs 1- to move it to the Lighting section 2- to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7- to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5- to flame the spell checkers 3- to correct spelling/grammar flames 6- to argue over whethe r it’s "lightbulb" or "light bulb" . . . another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2- industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp" 15- know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct 19- to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum 11- to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36- to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty 7- to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs 4- to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s 3- to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group 13- to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too" 5- to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy 4- to say "didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?" 13- to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 17 – to say they have the best brand lightbulb and accuse therest of being fanboys 1- forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 3 - to point out the exact same post on Football Rumours where they saw that the club had signed a new lightbulb. 5 - to suggest an overpriced lightbulb and ask whether it's worth a shout. 4 - to point out that there are plenty of hidden lightbulbs just waiting to be unearthed if only we would take a gamble on lower league electrical retailers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 1 - to work light bulbs into an anal sex pun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanuts Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 how many Manure fans does it take to change a light bulb ? 1 - to actualy change the bulb 2 - to hold the chair he stands on to change the bulb 3 - to start a protest group over the cost of the bulb and the rental of the chair 4 - to make up a song about changing the bulb 5 - to buy the comemerative tshirt 6 - to drive them all up from london Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 1 - to work light bulbs into an anal sex pun 1- to post on how to remove a lightbulb stuck after falling on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimsleftfoot Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 1 - to fecking boo the lightbulb and say 'lightbulb out'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 It takes two. 1 to change the lightbulb and 1 to explain the medical implications. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 It takes two. 1 to change the lightbulb and one to force feed the chickens in their batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 It takes two. 1 to change the lightbulb and one to explain how Margaret Thatcher is ultimately correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Is it 4? 1 to change the light bulb and 2 to have jobs in order that the 4th can be very well paid for dividing his year equally between leisure and work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Is it 4? 1 to change the light bulb and 2 to have jobs in order that the 4th can be very well paid for dividing his year equally between leisure and work. It takes two. 1 to change the lightbulb and 1 to observe that the lightbulb in the house across the street is much, much brighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie_J Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 It takes two. One to change the lightbulb and one to complain that, rather than borrowing a lightbulb from a neighbour, it would have been better to see how one of our own lightbulbs performed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 It takes None. Because the big mean moddy woddy closed the thread first! Mwhahahahahh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 It takes two. 1 to change the lightbulb and one to moan about how people can sometimes be uncivilised under the light of said bulb. - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepingthe Faith Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 1 to point out the light bulb didn't need changing in the first place, has the original light bulb was working perfectly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 One to say we were not thinking big enough with a light bulb and should have installed a light house instead. Two lighthouses! And a Castle! And a Moon! We need a Moon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Three - One to attempt to change the bulb whilst minding his own business, one to argue that equally we all should be entitled to change the bulb, brother, and the other to punch him in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Two. One to park up outside and go in to change the bulb, and one to issue the parking ticket. - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slystallone Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I don't get it? Can't we afford light bulbs now? We really are doomed.... I blame Penney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 652. One to change the lightbulb, 650 to split into two sides to argue about all aspects of lightbulb changing and a glorified secretary to write down what they said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie_J Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 652. One to change the lightbulb, 650 to split into two sides to argue about all aspects of lightbulb changing and a glorified secretary to write down what they said. What about the role of Trust Lightbulb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimsleftfoot Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 What, just a bulb, no ambition, why aren't we getting a new Sun!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 What about the role of Trust Lightbulb? No need to change the lightbulb, they operate under cover of darkness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Ritchie Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 1 to talk about blues and heartache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJazzer Posted August 10, 2012 Author Share Posted August 10, 2012 how many Manure fans does it take to change a light bulb ? 1 - to actualy change the bulb 2 - to hold the chair he stands on to change the bulb 3 - to start a protest group over the cost of the bulb and the rental of the chair 4 - to make up a song about changing the bulb 5 - to buy the comemerative tshirt 6 - to drive them all up from london Surely it would be...... 1. To hold the bulb in the air 12,000,000. To rotate the earth, as the world spins around man united doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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