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AND IT WOULDN'T MATTER.

He would still be top banana.

He'd be good enough for Latics. He's nowt special on the international level though, they just had to find a superstar for Brazil, unfortunately they have a lot of fairly average footballers
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Don't get me wrong, he'd still be phenomenal. But there's no way he could play his best football while being elbowed and kicked all day on a muddy, uneven pitch in -5oC

He wouldn't have to play every game at Spotland.

Clearly my main point is being bypassed.

HE WOULD NOT PLAY HIS BEST FOOTBALL.

That was a serious point? I was just being silly at Rochdale's expense. I've been watching Latics home and away for forty years and have NEVER seen a match played in the conditions you describe. If you are going to exaggerate to try and make a serious point (in what is a pointless and futile argument, even by mid season standards) at least keep it within the realms of possibility.

Now who would win in a fight between Joey Barton and Neil Ruddock?

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Err, Neymar 10St 1lbs, 5ft 9in

Would he be "laughed off the park" in League 1 as well?

Absolutely. Little :censored: wouldn't last 5 minutes in league one. He'd be on a plane back to Brazil crying his eyes out!

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He'd be good enough for Latics. He's nowt special on the international level though, they just had to find a superstar for Brazil, unfortunately they have a lot of fairly average footballers

35 goals in 52 games for Brazil.

 

Sixth highest scorer of all time for his country. At 22 years old.

 

4 goals in his first world cup.

 

I think it would be unfair to say thats not pretty special.

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Absolutely. Little :censored: wouldn't last 5 minutes in league one. He'd be on a plane back to Brazil crying his eyes out!

Have you ever tried to foul someone who's just much, much better than you? It's not as simple as just clattering him!

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35 goals in 52 games for Brazil.

 

Sixth highest scorer of all time for his country. At 22 years old.

 

4 goals in his first world cup.

 

I think it would be unfair to say thats not pretty special.

How many of those goals were in Nike exhibition games? He's crap, like Pele and Beckett. Bove is better.
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Have you ever tried to foul someone who's just much, much better than you? It's not as simple as just clattering him!

 

Absolutely, I would say on here we are reasonably knowledgeable about football, however some comments make you think that they have never kicked a ball in their lives. It's very difficult to appreciate a sport until you have played it yourself. I've played at all my life, never at a high standard, however when I've come up against semi pros or even beer bellied ex pros, you see the gulf in class. League 1 players wouldn't get near Naymar.
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