leeslover Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 You're not proper Oldham if you haven't pissed over Norman Hunter's car door handle after seeing us beat Leeds at Elland Road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofcecere Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 ........ you've done 90% of the things on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsPete Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 You're not proper Oldham if you haven't pissed over Norman Hunter's car door handle after seeing us beat Leeds at Elland Road Deliberately....or aiming for his petrol tank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 ........ you've done 90% of the things on this thread. So I just need leeslover to piss on my car and I'm there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martjs Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 if you booked a holiday in the South West expecting to be travelling over to the Millenium Stadium for the play off final ...you booked you and your girlfriend's holiday around a pre-season tour of southern Ireland! ...unless you've given the heaviest Latics (and Oldham rugby) fan ever, Jeff, a lift from Waterford's crystal factory to his hotel on said pre-season tour because Alan Hardy didnt come back to pick him up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Written to Alan Hardy complaining about something incredibly trivial. There's a lot of proper Oldham on here, then! There are lots more who refuse stubbornly to take up the invitation to write to Alan Hardy about something incredibly important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 If you planned your year around a fixture list! I assumed everyone did this....except perhaps disorganised OASIS types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 You're right. I must get round to emailing Alan about a permanent coat hook on the Main Stand paddock for outoftheblue and my old man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 You haven't been on three coaches that have had windows put through by opposing supporters that happened too me coming home from wrexham away ,brick went in one window and out the other side ,luckily no one was hurt , but it was cold coming back home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wogghead1 Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 You saw Roger Palmer score a hat trick at Maine Road whilst playing in RED!! remember it well and still got the game on vhs somewhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martjs Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 You're not proper Oldham if you haven't pissed over Norman Hunter's car door handle after seeing us beat Leeds at Elland Road Does pissing on the doors of ManUre's Cliff training ground in Salford count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 Does pissing on the doors of ManUre's Cliff training ground in Salford count? That's not a bad one. I managed one against a back door at the Man City Academy pitch once as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 That's not a bad one. I managed one against a back door at the Man City Academy pitch once as well. One from the backdoor on Man City's kids pitch definitely wins that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martjs Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 One from the backdoor on Man City's kids pitch definitely wins that one. Has this thread developed into a pissing contest...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 It started off as a pissing contest. It's just got more literal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofcecere Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 There are lots more who refuse stubbornly to take up the invitation to write to Alan Hardy about something incredibly important. Off topic I know, but I recently wrote to him at 10pm in the evening and had a reply before 8:30am the following morning. It really is worth it if you have good ideas or what further information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Off topic I know, but I recently wrote to him at 10pm in the evening and had a reply before 8:30am the following morning. It really is worth it if you have good ideas or what further information. *Alan busy after sundown shocker* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 One from the backdoor on Man City's kids pitch definitely wins that one. In that case the only superfan left standing is.... Ahem. Wadsworth * *Alegedly. No real accusations were made during this post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonelylaticsfaninaus Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 (edited) GREEN Final Prozac. Edited and printed at the Chron office, Not that pink United loving crap produced in Manchester. Anyway, You're not proper Oldham if: You didn't walk to Maine Rd to watch Latics dump Northwich Victoria out of the cup (Vic Halom - King of all Geordies!) You didn't get interviewed on Sky after the 3-2 win at Ayresome Park and still get back to Oldham for last orders (120mph all the way) You didn't see Graham Bell streak through the offices after a (Sadly forgotten) decisive victory. Ginger pubes always look false! You weren't one of Harry Wood's <ahem!> "Helpers". The great Harry Wood. Yes I was one of his "helpers" Thought I was the only one due to him being a relative though! You just shattered me!!! You're not proper Oldham unless you've shovelled snow off the pitch. ............................................... you've sat on the wall behind the Chaddy End goal. ................................................you've embroidered the whole team's names on your scarf, then lost it walking down Sheepfoot Lane to a game that had been postponed!!!! P.S. If anyone knows whereabouts of said scarf, I'd like it back please.......... Edited October 16, 2009 by lonelylaticsfaninaus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsPete Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 ................................................you've embroidered the whole team's names on your scarf, then lost it walking down Sheepfoot Lane to a game that had been postponed!!!! Embroidery. I bet that's a skill that endears you to all the big hairy Aussies! I had a scarf like that, but my Nan did the sewing. It would be murder now with the loan system! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonelylaticsfaninaus Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Embroidery. I bet that's a skill that endears you to all the big hairy Aussies! I had a scarf like that, but my Nan did the sewing. It would be murder now with the loan system! It was my one and only attempt at embroidery. A labour of love, that's for sure. I was heart broken when I lost it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazlatic Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 ..unless you were at Ipswich for that game. ..unless you shook a bucket at the All Star game. ..went to Ian Woods testimonial. ..saw AlanGroves play. ..saw Carl Valentine play. Just to show I am proper Oldham fan, because I was ruled out after about the 2nd post otherwise! ... got an Ian Wood testimonial tie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazlatic Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 ... got an Ian Wood testimonial tie... ... Got your new silk Latics scarf nicked when standing on the wall in the chaddy aged about 5 ... Scored a penalty against Latics 'keeper Peter McDonnell on a Latics BP open day ... Won at least £1500 on Latics Starline ... Fallen asleep in the main stand on your mum's (or dad's) knee during a game in the 1970's ... Sold Moonraker lottery tickets ... Had Bernard Halford collecting the money and delivering new tickets every week ... Had Jim Steel, Paul Heaton and John Ryan living across the road in diggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 ... got an Ian Wood testimonial tie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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