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"I know I wear a suit to football on a Saturday, sit in a free seat above you in the Director's Box and get free prawn sandwiches but you know deep down that I'm really one of you, the real fans.........except I just love one up front!"

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So let me check....you have no experience of managing a professional football team, but you do have lots of impressive colour diagrams, can speak in cliches and personally know at least three people working for Premier league clubs. In some capacity. And you are cheap. Right, it seems you are the outstanding candidate to take over from Kelly. I'll be in touch.

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"Look Gentlemen, & lady, if we go up there'll be no more Spin and Slide Zone, no Bomb Alleys and we'll have to drastically reduce the size of our Corridor of Confusion. Is that what you really want?"

 

Barry; "When I become manager next week I can assure you it will be five up front".

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