Dave_Og Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Not management speak - though Johnson does have a tendency to stray into that area - but just industry-specific jargon. And that's all this is. Not having that. The spin and slide zone? I guess we'll just agree to disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joncurtis199 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 What happened to the good old fashioned half time rants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chorlton_Latic Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 "Lee, you couldnt present a cat" If one of you graphic designy types could knock up a mug with a cat on one side, and Darren Kelly's face on the other, I'd definitely buy one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 If one of you graphic designy types could knock up a mug with a cat on one side, and Darren Kelly's face on the other, I'd definitely buy one. And Lo! Cheshire_Cat_Latic is born Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hands on Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I love the "i.e. supplement training with hamstring conditioning - extensive sprints" which left us with more hamstring injuries than Soft Mick last season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Quiz question. How many zones are there on a football pitch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosa Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Corridor of Uncertainty sounds like a goth band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryBosch Posted September 8, 2015 Author Share Posted September 8, 2015 Corridor of Uncertainty sounds like a goth band. A lot of it could read like the line up of a Neo Nazi music festival... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I'm late to this party but if someone in my Documentation team produced that shower of :censored: for me I'd have them shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_ragg1984 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I'm late to this party but if someone in my Documentation team produced that shower of :censored: for me I'd have them shot. And that is why your works 5-a-side team is absolute garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 And that is why your works 5-a-side team is absolute garbage. Hah! Fair point. I'm too busy being top scorer for Slash's lot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsPete Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Life doesn't seem to be roses and wine over at Oakwell according to at least one Barnsley fan "Six Games In And I have had the misfortune to witness five. I have never been so bored watching Barnsley FC. We've been served some reight :censored:e over the last fifteen years but this year takes Barry's biscuit tin. The football is a reflection on the state of the modern game where players with very little talent can make a decent living while clubs, the media and supporters alike try to convince the nay sayers that these are good players but the game has "moved on". Take Rothwell for example. I was at Rochdale and not since David Fox have I seen such a pointless footballer. How he became a professional is a mystery to me. What makes anyone in football say "what we need is a central midfielder who can't tackle, doesn't have any pace, can't thread a through ball and never scores". It's almost anti-football. The type of pondering, insipid football we are witnessing at the moment is clearly Johnson's philosophy. Based on the first six harms it's not taking us anywhere. I was actually dismayed when I checked the fixtures again on Satdi and found that we are at home again. Could easily be a sub 8,000 gate for hat one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilStarbucksSilkySkills Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 It's easy to scoff. And I see no shortage of scoffers. I see nothing egregiously wrong with the document. It looks reasonable to be. Also remember that this was only part of his presentation. Whether LJ has the skill and personality to be able to communicate these ideas to the players and man manage them effectively is the only thing that is worthy of discussion in my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryBosch Posted September 9, 2015 Author Share Posted September 9, 2015 Life doesn't seem to be roses and wine over at Oakwell according to at least one Barnsley fan "Six Games In And I have had the misfortune to witness five. I have never been so bored watching Barnsley FC. We've been served some reight :censored:e over the last fifteen years but this year takes Barry's biscuit tin. The football is a reflection on the state of the modern game where players with very little talent can make a decent living while clubs, the media and supporters alike try to convince the nay sayers that these are good players but the game has "moved on". Take Rothwell for example. I was at Rochdale and not since David Fox have I seen such a pointless footballer. How he became a professional is a mystery to me. What makes anyone in football say "what we need is a central midfielder who can't tackle, doesn't have any pace, can't thread a through ball and never scores". It's almost anti-football. The type of pondering, insipid football we are witnessing at the moment is clearly Johnson's philosophy. Based on the first six harms it's not taking us anywhere. I was actually dismayed when I checked the fixtures again on Satdi and found that we are at home again. Could easily be a sub 8,000 gate for hat one." I did this too on Sunday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 It's easy to scoff. And I see no shortage of scoffers. I see nothing egregiously wrong with the document. It looks reasonable to be. Also remember that this was only part of his presentation. Whether LJ has the skill and personality to be able to communicate these ideas to the players and man manage them effectively is the only thing that is worthy of discussion in my eyes. Whatever floats your boat I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hands on Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 The problem with this stuff is that so many seem to be taking it up. It must be what our lead FA coaches want. We have many teams drilled with the same ideas so that you get a boring stalemate until somebody makes a mistake, Coleman and Turner on Saturday, or somebody rises above the rest and dose something in the individual brilliance zone as Yeates did for our goal. Your Parkinson can shout and move about all he wants and Darren can remain statuesque because the players are out there nullifying each other and dancing the old sideways and backwards or bomb alley if you are Connor. It is what England did until the greater work rate and organisation of the Swiss pushed us into making changes second half giving King Harry the opportunity to score from that old individual brilliance zone. Is the green area between the corridor of confusion and the pin zone the dive here zone a la Sterling but it isn't PC to have it in your presentation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 I've found our current managers powerpoint presentation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 lol..now do a Big Joe one Singe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 lol..now do a Big Joe one Singe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngen Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 And Lo! Cheshire_Cat_Latic is born Could rival Doggy OAFC Meow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Og Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 . We've been served some reight :censored:e over the last fifteen years but this year takes Barry's biscuit tin. Was he given the choice - that or Dean Holden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 You will need to explain pomo to me Singe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsPete Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Position Of Maximum Opportunity I think BP Wasn't it coined by the guy who was head of Fa coaching in the 80s ? Les somebody but I may be wrong on that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 You will need to explain pomo to me Singe. Position Of Maximum Opportunity I think BP Wasn't it coined by the guy who was head of Fa coaching in the 80s ? Les somebody but I may be wrong on that That was what was in the dodgy dossier, so I will bow to Pete's knowledge. Was it Les Reed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Og Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 That was what was in the dodgy dossier, so I will bow to Pete's knowledge. Was it Les Reed? Charles Hughes I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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