IceStationLatic Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Oh Winchester is wonderful! Oh Winchester is wonderful! He loves tits, fannys and Oldham Oh Winchester is wonderful! The winner so far. Simples. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaddy_Ender Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 He loves tits, fanny and ciggies.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaronoafc Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Winchester na na na. This. Also for Elokobi I think the Suarez song that Liverpool did would be awesome for him he'd love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaddy_Ender Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 another top performance tonight full 90 as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manshaw Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 another top performance tonight full 90 as well. I would say the only contender for the August player of the month. .....But September, he has got competition in big George. wears the badge for the whole team. Just needs his mate to come now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beag_teeets Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 It's almost as if players develop at their own rate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OAFCM35 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 I would say the only contender for the August player of the month. .....But September, he has got competition in big George. wears the badge for the whole team. Just needs his mate to come now. He seems very much a team player on and off the field, playershares money has been put to good use Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Mikey Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Teach maths its safer than all those silly letters.... oh Booger... Algebra. I am a maths teacher, I don't disagree with Fry, but like in maths you need to have rules in language to define meaning. 4 + 3 × 5 = 60 if I want to change the meaning I can add brackets (4 + 3) × 5 = 35. Using the classic Lynne Truss (now she is head of the grammar police) book title. "The bear eats shoots and leaves" refers to the bear's diet. Add a comma "The bear eats, shoots and leaves" can now mean a crime in a cafe (or a brothel if you prefer the old joke). I merely, frustratedly asked for commas to be used so that I could avoid having to read it three times to guess the meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 another top performance tonight full 90 as well. And he looked better the longer the game went on, I think the difference is he's learning how to pace himself over 90 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 (edited) I am a maths teacher, I don't disagree with Fry, but like in maths you need to have rules in language to define meaning. 4 + 3 × 5 = 60 if I want to change the meaning I can add brackets (4 + 3) × 5 = 35. Using the classic Lynne Truss (now she is head of the grammar police) book title. "The bear eats shoots and leaves" refers to the bear's diet. Add a comma "The bear eats, shoots and leaves" can now mean a crime in a cafe (or a brothel if you prefer the old joke). I merely, frustratedly asked for commas to be used so that I could avoid having to read it three times to guess the meaning. The World War 1 miscommunication; Send reinforcements. We are going to advance. Send three and fourpence. We are going to a dance. Edited September 3, 2014 by BP1960 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nzlatic Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 I am a maths teacher, I don't disagree with Fry, but like in maths you need to have rules in language to define meaning. 4 + 3 × 5 = 60 *puts hand up* Sir, that's not what my calculator says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b0ndl1ne Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 Need to tie him and James Wilson down to long term contracts in my opinion. Both young, only going to improve with regular games and should be key players for us for the next 5seasons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAC0AFC Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 5 years you say??? we'll be lucky to have them both here in 2... only thing that would keep our better players here for any longer then 2 would be to invest massively in wages or be succesful on the pitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_Guru Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 *puts hand up* Sir, that's not what my calculator says. Ahhh BODMAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 I am a maths teacher, I don't disagree with Fry, but like in maths you need to have rules in language to define meaning. 4 + 3 × 5 = 60 if I want to change the meaning I can add brackets (4 + 3) × 5 = 35. Using the classic Lynne Truss (now she is head of the grammar police) book title. "The bear eats shoots and leaves" refers to the bear's diet. Add a comma "The bear eats, shoots and leaves" can now mean a crime in a cafe (or a brothel if you prefer the old joke). I merely, frustratedly asked for commas to be used so that I could avoid having to read it three times to guess the meaning. If you want to be right 4 + 3 x 5 = 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Mikey Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 *puts hand up* Sir, that's not what my calculator says. If you use a standard calculator it will say 4+3x5= 35If you use a scientific calculator it will say 4+3×5=19 I put 60 in as a deliberate mistake, and none of you spotted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stainrod Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 4x3x5 is 60 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Mikey Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 4x3x5 is 60 If you're doing a deliberate mistake you have to make it plausible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L1onheartNew Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 I am a maths teacher, I don't disagree with Fry, but like in maths you need to have rules in language to define meaning. 4 + 3 × 5 = 60 if I want to change the meaning I can add brackets (4 + 3) × 5 = 35. Using the classic Lynne Truss (now she is head of the grammar police) book title. "The bear eats shoots and leaves" refers to the bear's diet. Add a comma "The bear eats, shoots and leaves" can now mean a crime in a cafe (or a brothel if you prefer the old joke). I merely, frustratedly asked for commas to be used so that I could avoid having to read it three times to guess the meaning. Comma comma comma comma comma chameleon; you come and go, you come and go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L1onheartNew Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 (edited) If you use a standard calculator it will say 4+3x5= 35 If you use a scientific calculator it will say 4+3×5=19 I put 60 in as a deliberate mistake, and none of you spotted it. You can lead a brain to wonder, but you cant make it think Edited September 3, 2014 by L1onheartNew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L1onheartNew Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 I am a maths teacher, I don't disagree with Fry, but like in maths you need to have rules in language to define meaning. 4 + 3 × 5 = 60 if I want to change the meaning I can add brackets (4 + 3) × 5 = 35. Using the classic Lynne Truss (now she is head of the grammar police) book title. "The bear eats shoots and leaves" refers to the bear's diet. Add a comma "The bear eats, shoots and leaves" can now mean a crime in a cafe (or a brothel if you prefer the old joke). I merely, frustratedly asked for commas to be used so that I could avoid having to read it three times to guess the meaning. I added brackets into an equation for the first time on Sunday and the wife nearly killed me. The TV fell off the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsPete Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 I added brackets into an equation for the first time on Sunday and the wife nearly killed me. The TV fell off the wall. Is that mathematician for anal ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L1onheartNew Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Is that mathematician for anal ? Figuratively speaking; possibly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusoe Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 You can always spot an anal mathematician, they're the ones working it out with a pencil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L1onheartNew Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 You can always spot an anal mathematician, they're the ones working it out with a pencil. And yet still cannot count to potato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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