Sadly this is a bit too similar. Now, non-league football...
Free tickets from players you work with
Tickets are three quid anyway
You know fans. Not your own, just bearded bloke or woman with camera
When a player joins Hartlepuddle/Grimblesby you follow their progress
Wemberlee. You go and watch Spennymoor there as they are local
Grounds. Unless you go to Shildon, you'll never understand (insert local ground with five foot drop but full of charisma)
History. First European Cup winner? Real you say. Nah.. West Auckland that is.
History. Beating Colchester in the FA Cup and being the proudest moment.
Bizarre bests. Billingham Synthonia. Only team (now) named after fertilizer and once longest stand in the world. Also one of the first floodlit games that Brian Clough played in.
Thursday/Monday night games
Ground hopping days (five in a day!)
...I could really go on...