Pine Villains Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 We've hit a bit of barren spell recently in our quest to fill the stables down the sanctuary, we think we might be back in business. This next player has had more clubs than the Bellagio, and as never really proved his worth at any of them, yet managers still offer him jobs. We offer, for your consideration: Delroy Facey. Delroy joined Ronnies Oldham for free on the 24th March 2005 where he successfully managed to pass himself off as a footballer for about 10 games. He scored no goals. He left in the August of the same year bound for Tranmere Rovers, for nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafcprozac Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 We've hit a bit of barren spell recently in our quest to fill the stables down the sanctuary, we think we might be back in business. This next player has had more clubs than the Bellagio, and as never really proved his worth at any of them, yet managers still offer him jobs. We offer, for your consideration: Delroy Facey. Delroy joined Ronnies Oldham for free on the 24th March 2005 where he successfully managed to pass himself off as a footballer for about 10 games. He scored no goals. He left in the August of the same year bound for Tranmere Rovers, for nothing. Bloody Hell if you need to ask this, it's time to give up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebOAFC Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 This shouldn't take long to decide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Complete dog:censored:. His only redeeming feature was the fact his name was Delroy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollandspies Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 (edited) This shouldn't take long to decide Allegedly, he was very very pacey. Edited November 7, 2011 by hollandspies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankly Mr Shankly Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Allegedly, he was very very pacey. I'd have :censored:ing pasted him over a 100 yard dash. Slow, sluggish and carried about 3 stone too much timber. It's a good job we had Beckett and Killen or we really would have been :censored:ed that season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beag_teeets Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 EEEEEEEEEE AAAWWWWWWWW Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey Donkey . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancy lad Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Allegedly, he was very very fat. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lookers_Carl Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Allegedly, he was very very pacey. A herd of ageing turtles stampeding through heavy treacle would offer more pace than this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stargazer Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 That's more like it .....thought you would be suggesting Craig Fleming or Gary Kelly next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hometownclub Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I've gotta say he was absolutely :censored:e. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macca Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I saw Delroy score for us against Isle of Man, he was a yard out with the ball virtually on the floor and he still managed to hit the bar before it went in. OMG I can't believe it Delroy Facey's scored a goal! HEE HAW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Ritchie Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I loved Delroy Facey for the following reasons: He took long throw-ins (You're a striker mate - get in the box!) He had massive Calves He has a brilliant name. He is set to be the face(y) of my campaign to change facebook's name to Delroyfaceybook.com I also dealt with his bankryuptcy case when I worked for the government and he was a thoroughly nice chap. Just liked having cars on finance. Donkey though. Put a Donk on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonesyOAFC Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I actually can't remember seeing him play, and still remember he was utter toss. Cool name though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slystallone Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 (edited) I actually can't remember seeing him play, and still remember he was utter toss. Cool name though. This really shouldn't even be up for debate.....and whoever votes for 'no' is doing it for a laugh. Utter tosh. Can't believe he still has a club and is still passing himself off as a 'footballer'. Garbage. Edited November 8, 2011 by slystallone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie_J Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Massively overweight striker signs. Cue the more optimistic sections of Latics' support claiming he could be effective as an "impact player" from the bench. Facey ably demonstrated that this was complete bollocks, however. Huge ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danoafc Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 HEEEE HAWWWWW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beag_teeets Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Can we name and shame the 2 people who have voted for him to be saved so that we can then ignore any future football related posts from them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Ironically, I already did that anyway: Just click 'view' next to the vote options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slystallone Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Ironically, I already did that anyway: Just click 'view' next to the vote options. Huh, everyday's a school day eh? Cheers oh, and Tuls & shuck - hang your heads in shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 (edited) Bolton WanderersOn 19 June 2002, Facey agreed a two year contract to join Bolton Wanderers.[2] As Facey was under the age of 24, then, under the Bosman ruling, Huddersfield were entitled to compensation for him; a tribunal held on 15 August 2002 decided that Bolton Wanderers should pay an initial £100,000 for Facey plus £50,000 for every five games, up to a maximum of 25 games, that he played for the club with the club also receiving a sell on clause of 15% of any fee that Bolton could receive for him.[3] initial £100,000 for Facey plus £50,000 for every five games, up to a maximum of 25 games :shock: he nearly died dontcha know ! http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/sport/football/bolton_wanderers/s/48/48457_delroy_reveals_his_brush_with_death.html Edited November 9, 2011 by razza699 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy_Fent Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 he goes in simply for his comedy running Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seasidelatic Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 initial £100,000 for Facey plus £50,000 for every five games, up to a maximum of 25 games :shock: he nearly died dontcha know ! http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/sport/football/bolton_wanderers/s/48/48457_delroy_reveals_his_brush_with_death.html Says in that article that his illness made him lose about three stone -- think he might've needed to lose even more than that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristolatic Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 I'm not convinced he actually reached donkey status. Glue factory please, he's not even worthy of the sanctuary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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