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Bastards. No excuse for that. Surely they could have found a Zizzi in Hertfordshire?

That would be the only sensible way to end the season.

Who's this guy Will?

Will you be changing your username if we change our name to Oldham Athletic?

Good effort!

Why the heck did you take your fence panel with you when you took the dogs for a walk? :-)

OK, I apologise for asking you to be nicer to him...

Visionary!

Provided we get to sign him. Hopefully we have an option past end of this season, but I haven't seen anything about that.

Thank you, it had been too long since I laughed out loud...

Hi Mr Mikey, I do (very much) like your contributions, but I think that we may perhaps be in danger of looking at everything this bloke says through a doom coloured filter. It seems to me that on this occasion he was only trying to have a chat about the results.

To me a rhetorical question was always one with 2 possible answers, one of which was not a genuinely exercisable choice. e.g. "can we borrow your football, or would you like your head kicked in your four eyed twat?". However, having done extensive research on the matter I see that "a rhetorical question is a question that you ask without expecting an answer. The question might be one that does not have an answer. It might also be one that has an obvious answer but you have asked the question to make a point, to persuade or for literary effect.". Additionally, there seems to be no rule excluding the questioner from answering their own question. So, it looks like you win! Clearly, the question asked had an obvious answer, and was set forth for the literary effect of stating the bleeding obvious. Job done.

Now that made me laugh!

If you can answer your own question then it isn't actually a question at all.

Ah yes, the scenic route from Middleton to Bury...

Provided our team can get there. It sounds like that may be difficult?

Ah yes, and this...my highlights summarise how I felt about it most of the time. Get Well Soon Song by Godley & Creme I spend the night with Radio Luxembourg Pop music crackles me to sleep I tune the dial to Radio Luxembourg It's better than counting sheep I wrote away to Radio Caroline I need to hear your saddest reggae song And I'll wallow like a zombie in it Tear up my Ipi Tombi ticket Let chocolate buttons limbo under my tongue I've never liked the taste of Lucozade Another sip of hospital champagne Charge your glasses "Radio Luxembourg" Get well soon Get well soon Get well soon Am I the only one tuned in to Luxembourg tonight Do they only programme music to accompany my cough Lousy words and drab percussion Fading in and out of Russian I haven't got the strength to turn it off Get well soon, get well soon Get well soon, get well soon Get well soon, get well soon 208 - fabulous - 208 Fabulous - 208 - fabulous - 208 Contagious flu cold faint Contagious flu cold faint Contagious flu cold faint Contagious flu! I'm getting better thanks to Luxembourg But I didn't stop to thank the radio Today when I was downstairs eating It's Ever Ready heart stopped beating Was it just coincidence, who knows? Get well soon, get well soon

That reminded me of a great joke by Milton Jones: "My grandma covered my grandad's back with lard – he went downhill very quickly after that."

Are they taking the piste?

Satisfaction = Performance - Expectation

If you can't be negative best not to say anything at all. :-)

Very cold weather and one of the highest and most exposed grounds in England.

If Ned scored the winner in 10 consecutive games would that count as a Dry run?

13 games!

Thanks for posting these. I'm not a member of the Twitterati, so this helps me.