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The definitive Top 100 'You're Not Proper Oldham Unless......'


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Been on the pitch at an Oldham game (inc. non home games)

Seen us win at Stamford Bridge and/or Port Vale (bonus points for both)

Seen us at Brighton and Yeovil (bonus points for the same season)

Seen yourself on Telly related to Oldham (bonus points for any interviews)

Gotten drunk before 8pm thanks to starting early because of Oldham

Marched against the council

Seen us in the JPT (or its equivalent)

Seen us in the ZDS cup

Seen us in the Anglo-Italian Cup (all of the above bonus points for going to an away game)

Gone to an away game in the FA cup before the 3rd round

Seen us beat everyone in the Premiership currently

Seen us win at Maine Road more than once

Watched a youth team game

Seen us in the Manchester Senior Cup

Stayed to watch the 1 in the 1-7 against Cardiff

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Been on the pitch at an Oldham game (inc. non home games)

Seen us win at Stamford Bridge and/or Port Vale (bonus points for both)

Seen us at Brighton and Yeovil (bonus points for the same season)

Seen yourself on Telly related to Oldham (bonus points for any interviews)

Gotten drunk before 8pm thanks to starting early because of Oldham

Marched against the council

Seen us in the JPT (or its equivalent)

Seen us in the ZDS cup

Seen us in the Anglo-Italian Cup (all of the above bonus points for going to an away game)

Gone to an away game in the FA cup before the 3rd round

Seen us beat everyone in the Premiership currently

Seen us win at Maine Road more than once

Watched a youth team game

Seen us in the Manchester Senior Cup

Stayed to watch the 1 in the 1-7 against Cardiff

 

 

I think all the rest should be covered if you stayed for the Stuart Balmer consolation. There were about 20 in the entire Lookers Upper by the time that went in.

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Your not proper Oldham if you clapped Jermaine Johnson off at the end of the Chesterfield away game.

Your not proper Oldham if you sat in the seated area at Peterborough.

Your not proper Oldham if you think Ian Marshall was a striker.

Your not proper Oldham if you think Ian Olney was worth £700k

Your not proper Oldham if you havent in some way been paraletic in the Clayton Arms (or played 5-a-side there)

Your not proper Oldham if you havent been on a Barlows coach

Your not proper Oldham if you havent been lost in some good forsaken town asking yokels for directions whilst pissed!

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:petesake:

 

next :D

 

You're not proper Oldham unless you have STOOD on all four sides of Boundary Park

You're not proper Oldham unless you have clung for dear life to the Chaddy End Fence

You're not proper Oldham unless you went to Meadow Lane at least once in 90/91

You're not proper Oldham unless you have queued for the Pink Final after getting home from the game

You're not proper Oldham unless you've been to over 700 Oldham games

You're not proper Oldham unless you've been to 50 or more matches in one season

You're not proper Oldham unless you've seen us 2-0 down after 3 minutes at Reading on a Tuesday night

You're not proper Oldham unless you've seen us 2-0 down after 7 minutes at Plymouth

You're not proper Oldham if you can't remember Plastic Paradise

You're not proper Oldham if you have never bought a 'Golden Goal' ticket

You're not proper Oldham if you haven't been to a London night match

You're not proper Oldham if you've never been to Barrow, Hednesford, Chasetown or Rhyl

You're not proper Oldham unless you have been to AWC/JPT tie Away - other than Bury!

You're not proper Oldham until you've been on tour to the IOM at least twice

You're not proper Oldham if you haven't seen promotion and relegation

You're not proper Oldham unless you've broken down on Barlow's

You're not proper Oldham unless you have amassed a massive memorabilia collection that you have absolutely no room for, but keep anyway 'cos you can't bear to see it go!

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..unless you were at Ipswich for that game.

..unless you shook a bucket at the All Star game.

..went to Ian Woods testimonial.

..saw AlanGroves play.

..saw Carl Valentine play.

 

Just to show I am proper Oldham fan, because I was ruled out after about the 2nd post otherwise!

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