Lee Sinnott Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 I saw a fat bird crying today. I went over to cheer her up but she ended up punching me in the face! Turns out the phrase "Chins up" wasn't good enough. Makes a change from all them racist jokes you keep posting on facebook, Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I've heard that manchester city club shop has started to sell bras in an attempt to win women supporters. There have been many complaints though, apparently they have all the support, but no cups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted April 30, 2011 Share Posted April 30, 2011 PRINCE WILLIAM MUST BE GOING TO WALES FOR HIS HONEYMOON,HE WAS HEARD SAYING TO HARRY,HES GOING TO BANGOR ALL WEEKEND !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Sinnott Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 PRINCE WILLIAM MUST BE GOING TO WALES FOR HIS HONEYMOON,HE WAS HEARD SAYING TO HARRY,HES GOING TO BANGOR ALL WEEKEND !!! You not going to post any of them racist jokes you put all over facebook? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 You not going to post any of them racist jokes you put all over facebook? you keep repeating yourself if you don't like my jokes then don't read them in the first place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says. 'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that :censored:. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 (edited) Riots in Tottenham: Rioters smash police station windows with a 10 foot tall wooden plank. In related news, Peter Crouch was reported missing. (don;t blame me i copyied it from someone on fb) Edited August 7, 2011 by boboafc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Found missing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Found missing? There he was, gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 He's been found missing on the pitch often enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Thieving and looting across the country. London calls it 'an abomination', Birmingham calls it 'a disgrace', Liverpool calls it 'a Monday'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJazzer Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Swedish bloke goes into boots and asks for deodorant. Assistant asks 'ball or aerosol' Man says 'noooooo eet ees for my armpeets'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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opinions4u Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Swedish bloke goes into boots and asks for deodorant. Assistant asks 'ball or aerosol' Man says 'noooooo eet ees for my armpeets'! http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A7x9QXki50JOnGQAEURLBQx.;_ylu=X3oDMTByNGxmazk4BHNlYwNzcgRwb3MDMQRjb2xvA2lyZAR2dGlkAw--/SIG=120jjq4eu/EXP=1313036194/**http%3a//www.youtube.com/watch%3fv=d6IBiR9m3vY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjk2008 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Has anybody genuinely found any of Bob's jokes funny in the slightest? Just asking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 (edited) Has anybody genuinely found any of Bob's jokes funny in the slightest? Just asking... no they are terrible . its usually <enter something :censored: and/or racist> and thats the joke Edited August 16, 2011 by razza699 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Ritchie Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Cameron is no joke. He's an utter cun7 that is running our country. Out with the public school boys who have no concept of real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 (edited) no they are terrible . its usually <enter something :censored: and/or racist> and thats the joke my jokes are sometimes :censored: , but never racist , but i am sure someone will say that the paddy jokes are racist towards irish (i have irish blood , my gran was born in dublin ) Edited August 16, 2011 by boboafc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie_J Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 my jokes are sometimes :censored: , but never racist Now that's a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 my jokes are sometimes :censored: , but never racist hahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 hahahahahahaha must admit thou as i been through the jokes i did here some are very poor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 my jokes are sometimes :censored: , but never racist , but i am sure someone will say that the paddy jokes are racist towards irish (i have irish blood , my gran was born in dublin ) Is one of your mates black too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie_J Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Is one of your mates black too? Yeah, he's the gay, black feller with a disability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slystallone Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Yeah, he's the gay, black feller with a disability. Does he walk into a bar at any stage??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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