The pies are too cold, not enough pies, no bacon butties, chips, the pitch is too wet, the owners a :censored:, the left back is wank, ex-manager a judas, stand too high, been moved stands, main stand a mess, kit shrinks, no kit, no shop, don't like new shop, bricks are wrong, car park a mess, other teams better than us, palaces cheerleaders are fitter, stand was late, too many queues, managers wank, throwaway comments to press are disrespectful, he's on twitter, not on twitter, players say daft things, boots wrong colour, shorts too long, ticket staff weren't robots, doomed, plots, conspiracy, council, legroom, sun in eyes, no singing, too much singing, don't like what they're singing, drum, no atmosphere, someone else do it, better when I did it, he takes his top off, he doesn't, I don't like his shoes.