Zorrro Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 I don't think I've ever met a devil worshipper. You have just reminded me of another annoyance, though: People who play music through their phones on public transport (natch). In fact, include people who have headphones on BUT STILL TURN THE VOLUME UP SO IT SEEPS OUT. Doubly annoying when it's something garbage like Chris Brown, Rihanna or Ne-Yo, but even if it's something I like I still immediately regard the person responsible as a complete tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJazzer Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Big Brother Strictly come dancing Celebrity jungley bollocks X factor Britains got talent ............. Need I go on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJazzer Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Leeds United Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikejh45 Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Simon Cowell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 5. Why people insist on putting tomatoes and or mayonnaise on all the good pre packed sandwiches. Dont get me wrong, i dont mind a dash of Hellmans here and there, BUT NOT ON EVERYTHING!! How could I forget this?! I hate mayonnaise and it sucks that I have to pay more from a proper butty-shop just to get my lunch without it on! Every single item at Tesco has it on. Even the Chicken Stuffing one has it on!! WHO HAS MAYONNAISE AND STUFFING!?! Gits. People who play music through their phones on public transport (natch). In fact, include people who have headphones on BUT STILL TURN THE VOLUME UP SO IT SEEPS OUT. Doubly annoying when it's something garbage like Chris Brown, Rihanna or Ne-Yo, but even if it's something I like I still immediately regard the person responsible as a complete tool. Scallies, basically. Ohhh! And people who used to call them Scallies and then started using Chavs because that's what the southern based media did!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonelylaticsfaninaus Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 People who say "absolutely" People who take up 2 parking spaces. They deserve to get their cars scratched by my keys! Radio advertising. I want to hear music on my way to work not some stupid add about cheap tiles. Premier league footballers who can't speak English. People who ring me during Corrie! Especially if they want to sell me cheap electricity. Boy, I'm enjoying this. And last but not least, since I work in a school, parents who think their child is perfect and nothing is ever their fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 I'm so glad I don't drive. Anyway, my list: 3. People who swear on OWTB. Does it really take earth-shattering levels of self-control to pick a non-vulgar word instead? Sometimes the swear word is the right word. I hate mayonnaise and it sucks that I have to pay more from a proper butty-shop just to get my lunch without it on! Every single item at Tesco has it on. Even the Chicken Stuffing one has it on!! WHO HAS MAYONNAISE AND STUFFING!?! It's because they put all the flavouring the mayo. A friend of mine has not been into Tesco since 1998, so annoyed was he that they refused to give him a part-time job. Has anyone done or tried to do anything that extreme about their gripes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 A friend of mine has not been into Tesco since 1998, so annoyed was he that they refused to give him a part-time job. Has anyone done or tried to do anything that extreme about their gripes? I'm getting close I worked in the Next Warehouse near to where my parents live over the summer a few years ago, they fired me for a reason and I've not been into a Next store since and won't have anything to do with them, including using any products of theirs I get for presents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beag_teeets Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Has anyone done or tried to do anything that extreme about their gripes? I have never bought or used a Sharp product as they sponsored Utd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjk2008 Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 A few more things that 'In the words of Peter Griffin' grind my gears: 1. Gary Neville 2. Man City 3. Main Stand Moaners 4. PS3 Lag 5. David Pleat's attempts at pronouncing footballers names 6. David Pleat referring Man Utd as Manchester when the Champs League is on 7. David Pleat on the whole 8. David Platt's voice 9. The amount of space David Platt's head takes up on my 42" TV screen when he's being interviewed. 10. David Platt on the whole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Sometimes the swear word is the right word. Oh, as I'm sure you're aware, if it was considered acceptable every post that came from my keyboard would be littered with profanity. But it isn't, so I stick to the mundane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Addendum. i) Internet arguments that revolve around individuals who staunchly believe they are right when evidence may suggest otherwise, and those who believe that they can change their mind. Futility. ii) Interwebs grammar correctors. Every messageboard, forum or BBS has one, they deserve to die a thousand derths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 A friend of mine has not been into Tesco since 1998, so annoyed was he that they refused to give him a part-time job. Has anyone done or tried to do anything that extreme about their gripes? You will know which friend I am talking about here: On not having his contract extended at a very well known chocolate factory, scratched all the directors' cars, and poured a bottle of piss into one enormous vat and a pack of chilli into another, thereby causing them several days of production loss. As a side effect there are dozens of people who have never even met my friend but won't buy that brand over a decade after he worked there when they here some tales about him. Same guy was arrested coming out of a toilet with the football shirt of the chief nobber of someone we had a University grudge against, having accidently dropped the shirt into the toilet And another friend wasn;t let onto his train as they had shut the doors, even though it didn;t leave for another ten minutes, so punished them by pulling his seat off the next one and taking it home with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilStarbucksSilkySkills Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Here's some more 1)People who confront you or call the police whilst you key cut your best mate's car and slash his tyres for sleeping with your wife and fingering your pet poodle. Barstewards the lot of 'em. Why can't they live and let live? 2)Security guards at airports who feel the need to give you the rubber glove treatment for two straight hours, just because you were joking with your mate Ali Jaba Ahmed about blowing the plane up by igniting your own farts. 3)Traffic Lights and Level Crossings. Do we really need them? 4)Swans. Why do they have to be so delicious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilStarbucksSilkySkills Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 You will know which friend I am talking about here: On not having his contract extended at a very well known chocolate factory, scratched all the directors' cars, and poured a bottle of piss into one enormous vat and a pack of chilli into another, thereby causing them several days of production loss. As a side effect there are dozens of people who have never even met my friend but won't buy that brand over a decade after he worked there when they here some tales about him. Same guy was arrested coming out of a toilet with the football shirt of the chief nobber of someone we had a University grudge against, having accidently dropped the shirt into the toilet And another friend wasn;t let onto his train as they had shut the doors, even though it didn;t leave for another ten minutes, so punished them by pulling his seat off the next one and taking it home with him. No offence to you, but your first friend sounds like a nasty piece of to me, and your second friend is a bit of a nob too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 No offence to you, but your first friend sounds like a nasty piece of to me, and your second friend is a bit of a nob too. True, true. I will let the first one know that you consider him to be your number one sworn enemy in the world, it may make him change his ways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilStarbucksSilkySkills Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 True, true. I will let the first one know that you consider him to be your number one sworn enemy in the world, it may make him change his ways I've got a feeling he's made bigger enemies than me along the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 I've got a feeling he's made bigger enemies than me along the way He has, but they are all gone now. He needs new ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 When people start sentences with "Im not being funny but" "Im not racist but" "Im not homophobic but" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 When people start sentences with "Im not being funny but" "Im not racist but" "Im not homophobic but" "...and then she turned around and said...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Another one, having crossing people where there is a pedestrian crossing. If councils want to save money start there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 Not so much blood boils as deeply uncomfortable-making, if you go into a small shop in Abu Dhabi (like to buy a drink, fags or whatever) the shopkeeper will move any none-white people out of your way and usher you to the front of the queue to pay. It's just utterly cringe-inducing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilStarbucksSilkySkills Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 (edited) Not so much blood boils as deeply uncomfortable-making, if you go into a small shop in Abu Dhabi (like to buy a drink, fags or whatever) the shopkeeper will move any none-white people out of your way and usher you to the front of the queue to pay. It's just utterly cringe-inducing. Oh that reminds me. At Abu Dhabi airport, whilst waiting overnight for a connect flight, I couldn't access any porn sites on my laptop. Not one. They were all blocked. WTF??? How do people who live in that country cope? I demand a revolution Edited September 8, 2010 by PhilStarbucksSilkySkills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimsleftfoot Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 People who are new to organisations who feel the need to reform and change without actually understanding what they wish to change and whether it needs changing in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilStarbucksSilkySkills Posted September 8, 2010 Share Posted September 8, 2010 People who are new to organisations who feel the need to reform and change without actually understanding what they wish to change and whether it needs changing in the first place. Somebody's having a bad day at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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