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Daft Things That Make Your Blood Boil!


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I don't think I've ever met a devil worshipper.

 

You have just reminded me of another annoyance, though:

 

People who play music through their phones on public transport (natch). In fact, include people who have headphones on BUT STILL TURN THE VOLUME UP SO IT SEEPS OUT. Doubly annoying when it's something garbage like Chris Brown, Rihanna or Ne-Yo, but even if it's something I like I still immediately regard the person responsible as a complete tool.

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5. Why people insist on putting tomatoes and or mayonnaise on all the good pre packed sandwiches. Dont get me wrong, i dont mind a dash of Hellmans here and there, BUT NOT ON EVERYTHING!!

How could I forget this?!

 

I hate mayonnaise and it sucks that I have to pay more from a proper butty-shop just to get my lunch without it on! Every single item at Tesco has it on. Even the Chicken Stuffing one has it on!! WHO HAS MAYONNAISE AND STUFFING!?!

 

Gits.

 

People who play music through their phones on public transport (natch). In fact, include people who have headphones on BUT STILL TURN THE VOLUME UP SO IT SEEPS OUT. Doubly annoying when it's something garbage like Chris Brown, Rihanna or Ne-Yo, but even if it's something I like I still immediately regard the person responsible as a complete tool.

Scallies, basically.

 

 

Ohhh! And people who used to call them Scallies and then started using Chavs because that's what the southern based media did!!

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People who say "absolutely"

People who take up 2 parking spaces. They deserve to get their cars scratched by my keys!

Radio advertising. I want to hear music on my way to work not some stupid add about cheap tiles.

Premier league footballers who can't speak English.

People who ring me during Corrie! Especially if they want to sell me cheap electricity.

Boy, I'm enjoying this.

 

And last but not least, since I work in a school, parents who think their child is perfect and nothing is ever their fault.

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I'm so glad I don't drive.

 

Anyway, my list:

 

3. People who swear on OWTB. Does it really take earth-shattering levels of self-control to pick a non-vulgar word instead?

 

Sometimes the swear word is the right word.

 

I hate mayonnaise and it sucks that I have to pay more from a proper butty-shop just to get my lunch without it on! Every single item at Tesco has it on. Even the Chicken Stuffing one has it on!! WHO HAS MAYONNAISE AND STUFFING!?!

 

It's because they put all the flavouring the mayo.

 

A friend of mine has not been into Tesco since 1998, so annoyed was he that they refused to give him a part-time job. Has anyone done or tried to do anything that extreme about their gripes?

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A friend of mine has not been into Tesco since 1998, so annoyed was he that they refused to give him a part-time job. Has anyone done or tried to do anything that extreme about their gripes?

 

I'm getting close I worked in the Next Warehouse near to where my parents live over the summer a few years ago, they fired me for a :censored: reason and I've not been into a Next store since and won't have anything to do with them, including using any products of theirs I get for presents.

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A few more things that 'In the words of Peter Griffin' grind my gears:

 

1. Gary Neville

 

2. Man City

 

3. Main Stand Moaners

 

4. PS3 Lag

 

5. David Pleat's attempts at pronouncing footballers names

 

6. David Pleat referring Man Utd as Manchester when the Champs League is on

 

7. David Pleat on the whole

 

8. David Platt's voice

 

9. The amount of space David Platt's head takes up on my 42" TV screen when he's being interviewed.

 

10. David Platt on the whole

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Addendum.

 

i) Internet arguments that revolve around individuals who staunchly believe they are right when evidence may suggest otherwise, and those who believe that they can change their mind. Futility.

 

ii) Interwebs grammar correctors. Every messageboard, forum or BBS has one, they deserve to die a thousand derths.

 

 

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A friend of mine has not been into Tesco since 1998, so annoyed was he that they refused to give him a part-time job. Has anyone done or tried to do anything that extreme about their gripes?

You will know which friend I am talking about here:

 

On not having his contract extended at a very well known chocolate factory, scratched all the directors' cars, and poured a bottle of piss into one enormous vat and a pack of chilli into another, thereby causing them several days of production loss. As a side effect there are dozens of people who have never even met my friend but won't buy that brand over a decade after he worked there when they here some tales about him.

 

Same guy was arrested coming out of a toilet with the football shirt of the chief nobber of someone we had a University grudge against, having accidently dropped the shirt into the toilet

 

And another friend wasn;t let onto his train as they had shut the doors, even though it didn;t leave for another ten minutes, so punished them by pulling his seat off the next one and taking it home with him.

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Here's some more

 

1)People who confront you or call the police whilst you key cut your best mate's car and slash his tyres for sleeping with your wife and fingering your pet poodle. Barstewards the lot of 'em. Why can't they live and let live?

2)Security guards at airports who feel the need to give you the rubber glove treatment for two straight hours, just because you were joking with your mate Ali Jaba Ahmed about blowing the plane up by igniting your own farts.

3)Traffic Lights and Level Crossings. Do we really need them?

4)Swans. Why do they have to be so delicious?

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You will know which friend I am talking about here:

 

On not having his contract extended at a very well known chocolate factory, scratched all the directors' cars, and poured a bottle of piss into one enormous vat and a pack of chilli into another, thereby causing them several days of production loss. As a side effect there are dozens of people who have never even met my friend but won't buy that brand over a decade after he worked there when they here some tales about him.

 

Same guy was arrested coming out of a toilet with the football shirt of the chief nobber of someone we had a University grudge against, having accidently dropped the shirt into the toilet

 

And another friend wasn;t let onto his train as they had shut the doors, even though it didn;t leave for another ten minutes, so punished them by pulling his seat off the next one and taking it home with him.

 

No offence to you, but your first friend sounds like a nasty piece of :censored: to me, and your second friend is a bit of a nob too.

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No offence to you, but your first friend sounds like a nasty piece of :censored: to me, and your second friend is a bit of a nob too.

True, true. I will let the first one know that you consider him to be your number one sworn enemy in the world, it may make him change his ways :unsure:

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Not so much blood boils as deeply uncomfortable-making, if you go into a small shop in Abu Dhabi (like to buy a drink, fags or whatever) the shopkeeper will move any none-white people out of your way and usher you to the front of the queue to pay. It's just utterly cringe-inducing.

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Not so much blood boils as deeply uncomfortable-making, if you go into a small shop in Abu Dhabi (like to buy a drink, fags or whatever) the shopkeeper will move any none-white people out of your way and usher you to the front of the queue to pay. It's just utterly cringe-inducing.

Oh that reminds me. At Abu Dhabi airport, whilst waiting overnight for a connect flight, I couldn't access any porn sites on my laptop. Not one. They were all blocked. WTF??? How do people who live in that country cope?

 

I demand a revolution :ranting:

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