PhilStarbucksSilkySkills Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 (edited) Here's one: Why do lazy b****rds on escalators just stand there? Up or down, old or young, athletic or able bodied. It doesn't matter, they all just stand there. Get out of my f***in way!!! Lazy Lazy B****rds!!!!! Edited September 23, 2010 by PhilStarbucksSilkySkills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Here's one: Why do lazy b****rds on escalators just stand there? Up or down, old or young, athletic or able bodied. It doesn't matter, they all just stand there. Get out of my f***in way!!! Lazy Lazy B****rds!!!!! This is sorted on London Underground. Standers to the right. Runners to the left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 This is sorted on London Underground. Standers to the right. Runners to the left. Yep though if you get someone standing in the running lane its bloody annoying. Incidentally in Sydney they stand on the opposite side because that's the side they drive on. Another one to the list for me is cinema car parks that charge so much every 2 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Yep though if you get someone standing in the running lane its bloody annoying. I was that man when I made my first visit to London in years! Push the barsteward over if they're in the way - tends to remind them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleetwood Blue Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Fooking Stockport have let me down on my bets for £590, i had a £5 6 team accumalator with Reading 4/5, Bournemouth 11/10, Southampton 21/10, Bury 13/8 and Port Vale 8/13 all winning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilStarbucksSilkySkills Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Fooking Stockport have let me down on my bets for £590, i had a £5 6 team accumalator with Reading 4/5, Bournemouth 11/10, Southampton 21/10, Bury 13/8 and Port Vale 8/13 all winning. I live near the ground. What do you want me to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 People going into to yellow boxes at junctions- they're there for a reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 People going into to yellow boxes at junctions- they're there for a reason. My missus just got a ticket for that, but she reckons she'll get off. (Tip 'o the 'at to Leeslover there.) With that sort of leniency shown by the authorities, your fury looks set to continue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yard Dog Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 People going into to yellow boxes at junctions- they're there for a reason. You can go into a Yellow box as long as your route is clear. I just go in 'em anyway - there's :censored:s chance of turning right at some junctions if you don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 You can go into a Yellow box as long as your route is clear. I just go in 'em anyway - there's :censored:s chance of turning right at some junctions if you don't. You could always try reading the Highway Code... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 You can go into a Yellow box as long as your route is clear. I just go in 'em anyway - there's :censored:s chance of turning right at some junctions if you don't. Especially if someone's in the box going straight on, as what happened to me today, hence why I'm annoyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yarddogs Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 the clubshop still not stocking mini-kits for your car when every other club in the country has them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 England Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I don't get to play with yellow box junctions any more. I miss them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yard Dog Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Ha. I was at least a little bit right. But also completely wrong..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Simples - as in from the annoying advert. Especially when it's taken to mean, "highly contentious and complex and not in the slightest bit simples at all." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Being charged to collect my train ticket from a self service machine. Bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Being charged to collect my train ticket from a self service machine. Bastards. Who the feck does that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Who the feck does that? All of them so far as I know, when you book on line and collect from the machine. I suspect that Branson is behind it all though, him and his smug beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 All of them so far as I know, when you book on line and collect from the machine. I suspect that Branson is behind it all though, him and his smug beard. Never had that with Virign. £1 to post yes. £1 to collect, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Never had that with Virign. £1 to post yes. £1 to collect, no. Actually I just booked to come up for the Plymouth game to come and visit my new nephew at the end of the month and they seem to have scrapped it. Branson mustn't know I am back in the country yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJazzer Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 ARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!! Opening the box of After Eights, seeing it's three quarters full, getting all excited, then discovering it's full of empty wrappers!!!! Not a single wafer thin mint!!!! Bastard family!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilStarbucksSilkySkills Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 People who pee on public toilet seats. Why??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfatjoe1 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 george osborne, all tory voters and anyone from the south/south-east...and bankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 anyone from the south/south-east People with inferiority complexes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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