leeslover Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Leeslover asks: "Does she charge extra for kicking lumps out of you?" I'd pay her to do absolutely anything to me. ANYTHING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I'd pay her to do absolutely anything to me. ANYTHING. I'd pay for her to snap your neck between her thunder thighs. And then to kick the :censored: out of you while you're lying on the floor like a fat rubber snake. Sorry. I've been reading Fifty Shades of :censored:e. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 It's all happening in the velodrome with those 'seats on two wheels' thingys. We do well in the Clay Pidgeon Shooting, Equestrian, and Rowing - shame there isn't any Fois Gras throwing, Butler Beating, or Watching The Maid Turn Down The Bed -athons. We'd be aces. Well done to the Brtish Judo Team, excellent performance in the 78's by Gemma Gibson - that medal has been a long time coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I'd pay for her to snap your neck between her thunder thighs. And then to kick the :censored: out of you while you're lying on the floor like a fat rubber snake. I'm game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafcprozac Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Seems really :censored:ing harsh - she's taking it well, I'd have been kicking lumps out of people! Dopey Bitches! Was gonna have a Chinese tonight but now i'm boycotting! In all seriousness, Poor old Victoria Pendleton, she looked gutted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafcprozac Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 (edited) China……..D'oh! Chinese boycott now over…. Edited August 2, 2012 by oafcprozac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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opinions4u Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Another gold for blokes riding round in circles. Assuming no appeal. Beat the Frenchies too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Dear swimmer, If you walk out to swim and you're wearing headphones - you look like a :censored: and I don't want you to win. Kind regards, jsslatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Dear swimmer, If you walk out to swim and you're wearing headphones - you look like a :censored: and I don't want you to win. Kind regards, jsslatic But what else are they meant to do for motivation? They're listening to things like When Will I Be Famous by Bros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafcprozac Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 But what else are they meant to do for motivation? They're listening to things like When Will I Be Famous by Bros. I was thinking more 'Down, Down, Deeper and Down' by Quo or perhaps summat by Wet, Wet, Wet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Must be listening to the Guns'n'Roses guitarist ... Splash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 They wear the headphones to block out the :censored:ing moaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Must be listening to the Guns'n'Roses guitarist ... Splash. They were listening to The Boss, but the song finished way through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Athletics start today, with the Heptathlon *pulls at collar* For balance, the Women's shot put is on I think too. A real leveller... Well I say Women's.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 This is a good pic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie_J Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Athletics start today, with the Heptathlon *pulls at collar* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafcprozac Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 (edited) Jesus Christ it's stunner after stunner in the Women's Heptathlon.... Ding Dong..... - Edited August 3, 2012 by oafcprozac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 You'll never catch them Prozac! Holy Crap!!! - she's :censored:ing rapid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafcprozac Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 That was :censored:ing awesome and quick enough to actually qualify for the final of that discipline!!! She's set a British record for sprint hurdles in a heptathlon event! Loving watching women's hurdlers from the front camera by the way. Bravo director! Inspired! - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Matched the time set to win the gold in Beijing in the out-and-out 100m Hurdles! Magnificent start, long way to go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Burns Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 I really thing shes gona do it, seems to have been working on her upper body/ arms for the throwing events. Not that I study her in fine detail or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafcprozac Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 She's already won gold in the camel toe - magnificent - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 This is the big one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Blimey, I wouldn't cross the Ukrainian lass who came fourth in the 78kg+ judo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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