PlayItLivo Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Never scored a professional goal. If we're gonna rely on a kid, it might as well be Turner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmer1 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Wait at minute.... Judging a player before we've even seen him play? This normally turns out well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 (edited) https://youtu.be/DgUXvbbJg9Y?t=1m47s Edited August 27, 2015 by BP1960 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kusunga_Is_God Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3208868/Chelsea-youngster-Islam-Feruz-set-loan-Championship-trio-chase-striker.htmlWhy us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAC0AFC Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Guaranteed to be our new target man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yard Dog Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I probably ask this each and every season, out of pure frustration with the lack of goals, but when was the last time we had a forward banging 20 or so goals in a season ? You know, the type that Rochdale and Bury and everyone else seem to find far more often than we do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OAFCM35 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I probably ask this each and every season, out of pure frustration with the lack of goals, but when was the last time we had a forward banging 20 or so goals in a season ? You know, the type that Rochdale and Bury and everyone else seem to find far more often than we do... We tried signing one but the silly bastard :censored:ed an unconscious welsh girl whilst he was on the books at Citeh and it cause a big stir, im surprised you never heard about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosa Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I probably ask this each and every season, out of pure frustration with the lack of goals, but when was the last time we had a forward banging 20 or so goals in a season ? You know, the type that Rochdale and Bury and everyone else seem to find far more often than we do... Luke Beckett. [awaits leeslover's response] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underdog Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 (edited) A lazy, cocky 5ft midget with an attitude problem, what could possibly go wrong?Oh dear that make me chuckle out loud that did. Edited August 27, 2015 by underdog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lookersstandandy Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Luke Beckett. [awaits leeslover's response] What about Porter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosa Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 What about Porter? He's dead to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3208868/Chelsea-youngster-Islam-Feruz-set-loan-Championship-trio-chase-striker.html Why us? Blitz and Gazal are Chelsea fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yard Dog Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Sir Luke Beckett. [awaits leeslover's response] FTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagger Lee Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 So he has attitude problems ..... does that make him Islam militant? ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagger Lee Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I can hear the dis-tractors now ...... What happened to good old Oldham?signed a killerwanted to sign a rapistmake an alleged feinian sympathiser the managerand now they have signed a Islam militant and hope he explodes in the penelty area with all the ammo their new wingers can supply him And worse of all they still have not opened the new stand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kusunga_Is_God Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I probably ask this each and every season, out of pure frustration with the lack of goals, but when was the last time we had a forward banging 20 or so goals in a season ? You know, the type that Rochdale and Bury and everyone else seem to find far more often than we do... Lee Hughes, could still do a job now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chorlton_Latic Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 If he's :censored: will it be alright to say so or will we be accused of being Islamophobic? He'll be fine, until he skies one from 6 yards, then he becomes 'Islam missed' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueatheart Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 If he is terrible the fans will be telling the manager to 'get rid of Islam'. On the other hand, we need to embrace Islam and the qualities on offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_lover Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Could be the signing that sees the Islamic community flock to BP. I hope those chicken balti pies are Halal or we'll have a riot on our hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hands on Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Is this an example of the sort of left field upside down thinking we can expect from Darren? We have lost our tall centre forward to injury. Forte isn't a centre forward and the other 'strikers we have aren't tall enough. We can't find a tall centre forward on loan so, touch of genius, sign an even smaller striker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmer1 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Is this an example of the sort of left field upside down thinking we can expect from Darren? We have lost our tall centre forward to injury. Forte isn't a centre forward and the other 'strikers we have aren't tall enough. We can't find a tall centre forward on loan so, touch of genius, sign an even smaller striker. id be happy just signing a good striker because all the stikers at the club are either injured, carrying a injury, dont score goals or are just :censored:. I couldnt give a :censored: if he is 2ft or 9ft ft aslong as he scores Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofcecere Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 A lazy, cocky 5ft midget with an attitude problem, what could possibly go wrong? Probably that he'll jump ship and go to Barnsley just as we are on the verge of making the playoffs I expect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryBosch Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I'm going to start chewing khat if he's any good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageTheBeast Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Matt chambers on signing Islam @Matt_Chambers_: @AlfCorazzin Will have to be players out before new ones come in and that type of player is not the priority. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OAFCM35 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I'm going to start chewing khat if he's any good. Allah Akhab, Bombay Allou Patatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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