dkay570 Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 (edited) Barry: ...Will you please listen? I'm not the Messiah! Do you understand? Man in pink shirt: Only the true Messiah denies his divinity! Barry: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right, I am the Messiah! Crowd: He is! He is the Messiah! Barry: Now, :censored: off! Edited September 7, 2015 by dkay570 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryBosch Posted September 7, 2015 Author Share Posted September 7, 2015 Barry: ...Will you please listen? I'm not the Messiah! Do you understand? Man in pink shirt: Only the true Messiah denies his divinity! Barry: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right, I am the Messiah! Crowd: He is! He is the Messiah! Barry: Now, :censored: off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardie Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 "Certain members of the crowd spot Lee Johnson wearing a fat-suit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmer1 Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 "I know you paid to be a member of the 100 club but this is the the best we can do! now sit down and have a 1/2 price week old pie" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OAFCM35 Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 (edited) " so I said.. Ched don't worry about it, I will speak to them, I will smooth it all over.. We had a murderer play for us once and everyone loved him, Trust me I used to be the fans representative don't you know" Edited September 7, 2015 by OAFCM35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Handsy Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Sinbad youve had the last pie two games running now don't do it again you said I could have it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeP Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 (edited) Yes, my fleece shrunk and turned pink too, but thankfully it was just after the TV cameras stopped rolling. Edited September 7, 2015 by JoeP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 No I've told Daz he can't use the phrase bomb alley- not after the tweet about McGuinness. If he does I'm in the corridor of confusion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vendman Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie_J Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 "So I says to Poleon, 'East Fife will take you; they're willing to pay a fish supper, a battered Mars bar and a bottle of Bucky a week - can't say fairer than that!' He only tells me to :censored: right off. So now he can rot in the reserves, the ungrateful little bastard." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryBosch Posted September 7, 2015 Author Share Posted September 7, 2015 "May God keep you in all your days May Christ shield you in all your ways May the Spirit bring you healing and peace May God the Holy Trinity drive all darkness from you and pour upon you blessing and light" All Amen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OAFC_ULTRA Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Can anyone lend me 50p the electricity meter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristolatic Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 I can't stand here all night talking to you lot. I've prison visits to do to find some players; we have to find a new left back from somewhere so we can play him in midfield. Then I've got to find a CM to stick on the left wing. No, I'm not looking for a striker; The Dazzler wouldn't know what to do with him. And don't ask me so many football related questions. I know even less than he does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kusunga_Is_God Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 after 3. 1, 2, ,3 due diligence! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L1onheartNew Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 I have my resignation ready. Look it's right here. Ha ha sucked in knobheads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aarondo Westy Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 you want some do ya? you want some i'll give it ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yarddog73 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 (edited) 'You've got no fans' Edited September 8, 2015 by yarddog73 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 It's not a caption but I keep thinking of the mean Emperor in Gladiator up in his box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewBlue Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 It's not a caption but I keep thinking of the mean Emperor in Gladiator up in his box 'ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewBlue Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 It's not a caption but I keep thinking of the mean Emperor in Gladiator up in his box 'What you do in the slip and slide zone echoes in the corridor of confusion' 'Are we so different, you and I? You take Championship football when you have to, as I do. Am I not merciful?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryBosch Posted September 8, 2015 Author Share Posted September 8, 2015 (edited) Edited September 8, 2015 by HarryBosch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenbaltipie Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Give me five or I'll lock you all in for the 2nd half Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 You, you small and you, you big when I tell you to do something you'll do it. If you come back at me we'll have a right sort out in here. You can can pair up if you like and even get someone else to help you and you can bring your dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 (edited) Who won the comp and what was the prize? Edited September 8, 2015 by BP1960 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliofashy Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 So it was you that ate all the pies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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