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Given all our player and gaffa chants are null and void with the clear out, time we rewrote our song book for the coming season.

 

Here's my (not very good) efforts

 

( to the tune of Jimmy mack)

 

Oh Billy, Billy, oh Billy mack

He'll give ya heart attack.

Oh Billy, Billy, oh Billy mack

He's gunna score a stack.

 

( to the tune of Mrs robinson)

 

Here's to you stevie robinson,

Oldham loves you more than you will know

 

 

God tacho breaks are boring

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I'm no good at chants, but here's some ideas to work with...

 

I Fought Josh Law (But Josh Law Won)

Woodland It Be Nice

Kettings Better

The Mighty Flynn (obvious, that one really)

Erwin Again (The Bee Gees song, bit desperate that)

You Spin Me Round (Like Jamie Reckord)

You could probably do something with Coldplay and Klok if you really wanted.

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He's kicked you right
Up in the air

He's made you cry,

But he don't care
You've been Klokked Klokked Klokked

You've been Klokked Klokked Klokked

 

(To the tune of Feeling Hot Hot Hot after the latest Marc Klok thunderbastard of a challenge)

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He's kicked you right

Up in the air

He's made you cry,

But he don't care

You've been Klokked Klokked Klokked

You've been Klokked Klokked Klokked

 

(To the tune of Feeling Hot Hot Hot after the latest Marc Klok thunderbastard of a challenge)

That's dreadfully good.
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We are good at bringing the slowest sings up to thrash metal pace, The Clap is perfect for us

Listening to a few trying to do the Spurs, slow, 'oh when the...' was good. Get too giddy. Our own version of 'oh when the blues' has been decimated.

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  • 1 month later...

To the lyrics of Glad All Over by David Clarke Five

We've got Calaum Jahraldo

We've got Calaum Jahraldo

We've got Calaum Jahraldo

We've got Calaum Jahraldo

So glad you're mine

No, already sick of hearing city fans sing it about guardiola.

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  • 4 weeks later...

Grimsby sing Tender by Blur about one of their players. We should nick it and claim ownership because we're in a higher division.

 

"Oh Ousmane, Oh Ousmane..."

Has "Ousmane Fane, you probably think this song is about you" etc had an airing yet?

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