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What they say - "He knows this League inside out"

What they mean - "He's never been good enough to get out of it" :grin:

 

What they say about some goalkeepers - "He's a great shot stopper"

What they mean " He's useless on crosses"

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"A great presence in the dressing room" = ":censored: on the pitch"

 

"A great leader" = "Shouts a lot" (or, if you've got kids, "He is the loudest teapot here!")

 

"Wholehearted and committed" = "Psychopathic red-card collector"

 

"Cerebral" or "Measured" = "Lazy"

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"His improvement has been huge" = He was :censored: and now he is not quite as :censored: as before, lets try him at left back :peepwall:

 

"He has a great footballing brain" = runs like a carthorse

 

" We wanyt him to stay and as far as im concerned he will be here at the strat of the season " = He is for sale for the right bid

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What they say - "He's an enigmatic character"

What they mean - "He plays well once in a blue moon."

 

The Chron described David Currie as "enigmatic"

Fits the definition

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Apparently Chris Taylor is a bit nervous that he'll get a poor reception when he returns here for the upcoming friendly with Bastard Rovers.

 

Can't imagine that'll be the case at all?

 

There are many that haven't forgiven him for being ginger.

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