BP1960 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 24 minutes ago, perfectOzblue said: Get this poster a drink. I hate getting abusive on internet forums (most pointless thing ever) but seriously...can anyone moaning/having reservations/whinging etc about this PLEASE, PLEASE shut the feck up and do one? It's Clarence Seedorf. CLARENCE SEEDORF. He might be managing Oldham Athletic. Even if ends up being cobblers, isn't the fact that we're even discussing this absolutely fucking brilliant? Think about it. Clarence Seedorf as Oldham manager. George Weah as assistant. Orange/Tangerine (whatever) wigs everywhere. 9000 camera crews for his first game. News crews from Japan interviewing fans. Total football. The players' reaction when they see Seedorf walk in the dressing room for the first time. It's mental. it's brilliant. It's what football is about. Enjoy it. Could have a similar media effect as when Eric Cantona joined Leeds. Might even get a live game on TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 15 minutes ago, disjointed said: I know a Clarence from Oldham, bowls for the Nimble Nook. Is that a euphemism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lags Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 29 minutes ago, perfectOzblue said: I wonder (genuinely)...would there be anyone in Oldham right now with Clarence as their first name? I doubt anyone born in Oldham during 2016 was named Nigel.............. way off topic I know, but get this, only 2 lads were named Nigel in the whole of the UK during 2016. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Clarence just might make a come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milnrow latics Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Clarence the bowler is also a DJ on Oldham Community Radio and North Manchester radio. Plays Soul, Reggae, Blues. Northern Soul fan from back in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 A treat at number one for Underdog. She will surely endorse him on behalf of the Trust? http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/lists/182571/15-footballers-with-impressively-monstrous-thighs-photos.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryBosch Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 58 minutes ago, Lags said: Off topic....but did you notice ManUre took 6 of the Huddersfield academy lads? That's about as off topic as off topic gets. I'm awestruck. Bravo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryBosch Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, HarryBosch said: That's about as off topic as off topic gets. I'm awestruck. Bravo... I've gone early there haven't I? The saxophone lads quickly trumped you.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAC0AFC Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Lags said: Off topic....but did you notice ManUre took 6 of the Huddersfield academy lads? Very good setup at Huddersfield, headed up by Tony Carrs who has now moved over to Blackburn. Shame theyve cut the youth team team they've always done well, but heard it's because it will give them around 4-6 million a year extra now. Not sure why that's needed now they're in the PL anyhow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Mikey Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 1 hour ago, disjointed said: The word on the street was that Bob Holness played sax on that, utter bollocks of course, but it wasn't Clarence either. Made up by Stuart Maconie when he was a music journo. Other gems were: David Bowie invented Kerplunk and Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys is a fully qualified rugby league referee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
another fan Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 40 minutes ago, Lags said: I doubt anyone born in Oldham during 2016 was named Nigel.............. way off topic I know, but get this, only 2 lads were named Nigel in the whole of the UK during 2016. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Clarence just might make a come back. Just think of all the new fathers naming their prodigy Clarence after he has led us to successive promotions and numerous cup wins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosa Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 54 minutes ago, BP1960 said: A treat at number one for Underdog. She will surely endorse him on behalf of the Trust? http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/lists/182571/15-footballers-with-impressively-monstrous-thighs-photos.html Mods I'd like to report this as offensive content, there's a picture of Mark Hughes in that link. (Yes I did scroll past the other 20 or so photos to get to it.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 I like the fact Ant Gerrard is as excited at the prospect as the fans. Chris Cheap @Cheapy1 17h17 hours ago Chris Cheap Retweeted Mirror Football @antgerrard86 Chris Cheap added, Mirror FootballVerified account @MirrorFootball AC Milan and Real Madrid legend Clarence Seedorf in contention to become next Oldham manager http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/clarence-seedorf-odds-slashed-becoming-11255906?1 … 1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes Anthony GerrardVerified account @antgerrard86 Replying to @Cheapy1 Yep seen it, and a little bit of pee came out reading it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Og Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 1 hour ago, disjointed said: Clarence "Patches" Carter. Clarence the not very good Ronnie Barker sitcom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcassist Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Snake Davis played sax on Baker Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosa Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Just now, pcassist said: Snake Davis played sax on Baker Street. I thought that was William G. Stewart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie_J Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 2 hours ago, singe said: We have to rule out Clarence Clemons for the same reason. I love(d) Clarence Clemons. Even more than Billy Davies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted September 29, 2017 Author Share Posted September 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Frankly Mr Shankly said: Clarence Boddicker. the villain off Robocop. Favourite line from the whole film. "Bitches leave." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 10 minutes ago, rosa said: I thought that was William G. Stewart? Sadly W G passed away last week. He always denied it was him on Baker Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickjagger Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Magic Mikey said: Made up by Stuart Maconie when he was a music journo. Other gems were: David Bowie invented Kerplunk and Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys is a fully qualified rugby league referee. Who on earth would want to be a rugby league referee what has he done to deserve this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, OldHallam said: Go on explain away how you even found that web page...... Dont say scouting its no defence. ;-) Lol..I can assure you I definately didn't google Seedorf thighs. Edited September 29, 2017 by BP1960 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcassist Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 29 minutes ago, rosa said: I thought that was William G. Stewart? I believe it was Snake who is a friend of mine and also the sax player for M People. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stagger Lee Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 (edited) Next to bottom of the league but we still think we are good enough for a promotion push Saved by the bell in the last two seasons Genuine rumour that Clarance fkn Seedorf is a possibility to become our next manager Not boring is it Edited September 29, 2017 by Stagger Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 19 minutes ago, OldHallam said: lol a creative and brave defence BP I would upboat if I had any left..... but the question remains what did you google ;-) asking for a friend. You can have a spare upboat of mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hands on Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 If it's him I'm getting an away shirt. What a coincidence!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 Mr Seedorf has departed from Manchester airport today. Portsmouth or Milan? Who knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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