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Crusoe, as in Matt75.

 

Now forgive me if I'm wrong but something has just occured to me. Over Christmas I had a few long reads of JKL, whilst under the influence of soothing beverages. Did you say you got married/engaged/the good lady was pregnant (delete as appropriate) well if so congratulations. I would have posted it at the time but as explained to Inspectormorose I try to avoid that as it takes me all me time to read the damn messages, not that I recall any of 'em next day!

 

Anyway just flicking through thr "roll call" thingy, saw you as Matt75, and up from the depths it popped, ermmmmmmmmm but if it wasn't you I do apologise, and I blame it on the sugar rush from the Mars Bar I just consumed.

 

Edit: Now thats padding

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Before I forget, went to a charity dinner last night. Pigeon. I ask you. Pigeon on the menu. It was 5 courses prepared by 5 different chefs. Fliping pigeon. Rats with wings. Who eats pigeon? No really, who the hell on God's holy earth actually eats pigeon? I poked it with my fork, started heaving and then asked them to move my plate.

D I S - G U S - T I N G

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Lurgy my arse just didn't want to go out in the Flipin weather :lol:

 

Done a full day today excellent it was too,nobody in their right mind would go out in that unless they had to so got through plenty of work.

 

Nipped home mid afternoon to find next door neighbours garage had been demolished by the wind, half the roof blew off and the walls caved in.He's 85 and was wandering round in the wreckage tryin' to salvage stuff so i grabbed the ladders he was trying to extricate and ushered him inside out of it daft sod.

 

He did have a car but a couple of years ago drove to Manchester and forgot where he had parked it,never been seen since.

 

Neighbour other side has had his back fence turned into matchwood and his shed is now an open top affair the roof having made a bold if doomed bid for freedom.

 

I'm off the beer as well,after last week thought it wouldn't do me any harm to pack it in for a while so i'm on fresh orange or mint tea.Thought i might shed a bit of the flab but beer has been replaced by sweets and chocolate meaning i am now a fatter steward of the bars.

 

There was a chef on tv t'other night Gill who specialises in cooking roadkill maybe he was one of the chefs at yer dinner :wink:

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replaced by sweets and chocolate meaning i am now a fatter steward of the bars.

 

:wink:

 

Very funny! I don't get this cooking crap, pigeon, I still can't quite comprehend how long it took the silly born steward of the bars to prepare about 500 pigeons - it is ridiculous. Why they didn't just do a nice big potato pie with some sauces various, bit of red cabbage and beetroot and some nice crusty bread with Anchor butter, is beyond me. No, 5 stupid courses, all of the courses eaten together would not have made an anorexic feel remotely full. And pigeon? I'm very disturbed.

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i'm very disturbed

 

Is that a general observation then or wot :wink:

 

I kid you not about the sweets btw,when we were in Aberdeen at New Year we went to Makro (fatal).Me and niece started at one end of sweet aisle and picked up 600 fruit salads,1200 Haribo Jelly Babies,half kilo box of Drumstick chewy lollies,6 bars of Ritter sport chocolate(only peppermint will do forget the rest) and a big drum of mini cheddars.Only shame prevented further plundering as i had my eye on a jar of cola cubes and one of pineapple chunks and a pear drops. :lol:

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