andy_b_100 Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 17 hours ago, latics22 said: Jesus, he’s telling a nice story. Does he really need the date, time, attendance, both squads for the game, managers, what curry he ate??? With me being slightly ... lets say meaty ........ Chicken tikka balti with pilau rice an naan. Food I remember football matches ...... Definately not a prozac. In fact I am in awe when people remember the matches even from the late 80s ... I attended all of them home and away ... but very few etch themselves into my memory (cup run and the penalty and the great escape excluded) mind you I only remember most of them due to watching it again on TV after the match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 (edited) 14 minutes ago, andy_b_100 said: With me being slightly ... lets say meaty ........ Chicken tikka balti with pilau rice an naan. Food I remember football matches ...... Definately not a prozac. In fact I am in awe when people remember the matches even from the late 80s ... I attended all of them home and away ... but very few etch themselves into my memory (cup run and the penalty and the great escape excluded) mind you I only remember most of them due to watching it again on TV after the match. My life. When my wife was pregnant, she left her work, and about a dozen of her colleagues went for a meal. A year later they went back to the same place, and one of her friends said we were here last year (not everyone remembered that) , what was that starter we had. My wife reeled of everyone's starter. I struggle to remember what I went in the other room for. Mind you, she's always losing her keys and phone. And now she's lost our screwdriver, putting it in a "safe" place!.. I'm milking that one. Edited June 21, 2018 by singe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underdog Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 14 minutes ago, singe said: My life. When my wife was pregnant, she left her work, and about a dozen of her colleagues went for a meal. A year later they went back to the same place, and one of her friends said we were here last year (not everyone remembered that) , what was that starter we had. My wife reeled of everyone's starter. I struggle to remember what I went in the other room for. Mind you, she's always losing her keys and phone. And now she's lost our screwdriver, putting it in a "safe" place!.. I'm milking that one. Ohhh being a woman I can relate to the "safe place"....it means it's not lost and will turn up by the end of the next millennium. Now allowing her access to a mans tools???...ooooo you were asking for it really..heheh...never mess with a mans tools Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simplythemostimportantkick Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 37 minutes ago, andy_b_100 said: With me being slightly ... lets say meaty ........ Chicken tikka balti with pilau rice an naan. Food I remember football matches ...... Definately not a prozac. In fact I am in awe when people remember the matches even from the late 80s ... I attended all of them home and away ... but very few etch themselves into my memory (cup run and the penalty and the great escape excluded) mind you I only remember most of them due to watching it again on TV after the match. Bit sketchy this ?. Was the naan plain , garlic ,peshwari or keema ? Few holes in this one. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigDog Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 1 hour ago, singe said: And now she's lost our screwdriver, putting it in a "safe" place!.. I'm milking that one. When the missus has misplaced something (more often than not her phone) her standard refrain? “It’s somewhere...” ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parigby Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 My wife's refrain is " someones moved ........ " . My response being, " if only Mr Someone paid rent we'd be quids in " 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie_J Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 2 hours ago, singe said: My life. When my wife was pregnant, she left her work, and about a dozen of her colleagues went for a meal. A year later they went back to the same place, and one of her friends said we were here last year (not everyone remembered that) , what was that starter we had. My wife reeled of everyone's starter. I struggle to remember what I went in the other room for. Mind you, she's always losing her keys and phone. And now she's lost our screwdriver, putting it in a "safe" place!.. I'm milking that one. Do you only have one screwdriver? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 48 minutes ago, Stevie_J said: Do you only have one screwdriver? Yes, it's one of those multi head in the top things. Otherwise I'd have to get my drill out. I am mliking it...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 On 20/06/2018 at 9:35 AM, HarryBosch said: What colour is the boathouse at Hereford? I admit I had to look that one up, but well played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Burns Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 ‘Our’ screwdriver ? Peak 2018, right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 40 minutes ago, Monty Burns said: ‘Our’ screwdriver ? Peak 2018, right there. Ha Ha!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmr Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 2 hours ago, singe said: Yes, it's one of those multi head in the top things. Otherwise I'd have to get my drill out. I am mliking it...! Beggers belief! Those things are rubbish! Sort it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie_J Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 3 hours ago, singe said: Yes, it's one of those multi head in the top things. Otherwise I'd have to get my drill out. I am mliking it...! You (jointly, of course) need a proper fucking tool kit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 7 hours ago, Monty Burns said: ‘Our’ screwdriver ? Peak 2018, right there. ‘My’ screwdriver. Peak 1940. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underdog Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Men, tools and safe places....looks like there are those black holes of the space time continuum in every house hold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 The toolkit is definitely hers. Kitchen utensils and slug killing devices are mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Og Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 1 hour ago, leeslover said: slug killing devices are mine. What, the salt cellar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Dave_Og said: What, the salt cellar? I have switched to Aldi table salt, freshly ground sea salt was bankrupting me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 1 hour ago, leeslover said: I have switched to Aldi table salt, freshly ground sea salt was bankrupting me Breaking news - first customer to my new licensed venue, Bar Deadslug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underdog Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, leeslover said: Breaking news - first customer to my new licensed venue, Bar Deadslug. Excellent, we have a bar....everyone around to LL and Rosa's pre and post match. Bring your own nuts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristolatic Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 23 minutes ago, underdog said: Excellent, we have a bar....everyone around to LL and Rosa's pre and post match. Bring your own nuts... Not salted ones. They're for the slugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worcester Owl Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 On 20/06/2018 at 1:27 AM, Dew Dilly Dance said: 14 Nov 1964 Oldham Athletic v Hereford United W 4-0 FA Cup 10 Nov 1973 Hereford United v Oldham Athletic W 3-4 League Division Three 23 Mar 1974 Oldham Athletic v Hereford United D 1-1 League Division Three 20 Nov 1976 Hereford United v Oldham Athletic D 0-0 League Division Two 16 Apr 1977 Oldham Athletic v Hereford United L 3-5 League Division Two 12 Oct 2008 Oldham Athletic v Hereford United W 4-0 League One 17 Jan 2009 Hereford United v Oldham Athletic L 5-0 League One Try again! Bloody hell. I understand why you posted that, and it’s good research, but did you have to remind me of that 5-0 defeat? I remember walking into the ground and the joy of being able to stand on terracing behind the goal on a nice sunny afternoon. Then the match kicked off and Febian Brandy ripped us to pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worcester Owl Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 On 20/06/2018 at 1:35 AM, HarryBosch said: What colour is the boathouse at Hereford? Realistically though, who on earth gives a flying fuck? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worcester Owl Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 On 21/06/2018 at 12:03 AM, singe said: My life. When my wife was pregnant, she left her work, and about a dozen of her colleagues went for a meal. A year later they went back to the same place, and one of her friends said we were here last year (not everyone remembered that) , what was that starter we had. My wife reeled of everyone's starter. I struggle to remember what I went in the other room for. Mind you, she's always losing her keys and phone. And now she's lost our screwdriver, putting it in a "safe" place!.. I'm milking that one. My wife also has an unbelievable memory for what we ate, where, with whom...... I can’t decide whether this is OCD behaviour by women, or pathetic memory retention by men. Naturally I’m inclined to the former view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
losesome Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 But I bet you remember who scored for latics , in what minute and the kit we were playing in a game from quite a few years ago!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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